12 definitions by King of Inland
New York City is actually five small counties(boroughs) in the southern part of New York state. Two of the counties are on western Long Island(Queens and Brooklyn); two counties are islands(Manhattan and Staten Island); and one county is on the southern tip of the state(Bronx). New York City is one of the financial capitals of the Western Hemisphere and has many attractions for tourists. Most of these attractions are in Manhattan. However, there are some good places to visit in the other four boroughs.
New York is a great place to visit and has some great restaurants. Be prepared, though. Many things in Manhattan are very expensive. If you want a good, cheap restaurant, I recommend going to one of the other boroughs(specifically Queens). The cultural diversity of New York makes way for many restaurants with cuisines from many countries.
Some good attractions in the city include Bronx Zoo, the Coney Island aquarium, Museum of Natural History, Intrepid Museum, and Statue of Libterty. For sports fans, there is also Shea Stadium in Queens, Yankee Stadium in Bronx, Giants Stadium and Prudential Center in nearby New Jersey, Madison Square Garden in Manhattan, and Nassau Veterans Memorial Colloseum in Nassau county(east of Queens).
Despite all this, New York City does have its problems. Inflation is causing the prices of good to go up even more. Not to mention, gentrification and other things are causing housing to go up. Ever since 9/11, it's been getting worse and worse to live in the city. Even in the less expensive outer boroughs. On top of this, some of the residents are arrogant morons who like to talk about how great the city is. Some parts of the city are also areas you want to stay away from(Harlem, certain parts of Brooklyn, Queens, and Bronx).
New York is a great place to visit and has some great restaurants. Be prepared, though. Many things in Manhattan are very expensive. If you want a good, cheap restaurant, I recommend going to one of the other boroughs(specifically Queens). The cultural diversity of New York makes way for many restaurants with cuisines from many countries.
Some good attractions in the city include Bronx Zoo, the Coney Island aquarium, Museum of Natural History, Intrepid Museum, and Statue of Libterty. For sports fans, there is also Shea Stadium in Queens, Yankee Stadium in Bronx, Giants Stadium and Prudential Center in nearby New Jersey, Madison Square Garden in Manhattan, and Nassau Veterans Memorial Colloseum in Nassau county(east of Queens).
Despite all this, New York City does have its problems. Inflation is causing the prices of good to go up even more. Not to mention, gentrification and other things are causing housing to go up. Ever since 9/11, it's been getting worse and worse to live in the city. Even in the less expensive outer boroughs. On top of this, some of the residents are arrogant morons who like to talk about how great the city is. Some parts of the city are also areas you want to stay away from(Harlem, certain parts of Brooklyn, Queens, and Bronx).
*Tourists from another city.*
1st tourist: New York City has been a great place to visit the last four days. The Statue of Liberty looks splendid from here. We should go see it.
2nd tourist: Sure, then we can go to Shea Stadium later and watch those Mets get whipped by the Braves! The Braves shall rise again!
1st tourist: Ok...
1st tourist: New York City has been a great place to visit the last four days. The Statue of Liberty looks splendid from here. We should go see it.
2nd tourist: Sure, then we can go to Shea Stadium later and watch those Mets get whipped by the Braves! The Braves shall rise again!
1st tourist: Ok...
by King of Inland June 7, 2007
Henry: Where is Joe today? I can't believe I'm stuck covering one of his classes.
Eric: He's probably malingering...
Eric: He's probably malingering...
by King of Inland August 24, 2008
A moronic message board poster who post insults and other ridiculous things just to piss off other users. Their posts never relate to the topic and they're always trying to change the subject(unlike flamers, who insult others while staying on topic). Trolls may sometimes have multiple accounts because they keep getting banned or they want to hide their identity. Even, so they're still pretty annoying.
Seattlefuse: Hello, can anyone help me with this puzzle? It's giving me a really hard time.
Megatroll: Suck my balls.*is banned*
Hatman: Fuck me in the ass.*is banned*
Baywatcher: Hey, are you a...
Megatroll: Suck my balls.*is banned*
Hatman: Fuck me in the ass.*is banned*
Baywatcher: Hey, are you a...
by King of Inland May 4, 2007
A first-year student of high school or college. However, this term is usually used to refer to a freshman of high school. They are considered unworthy by some upperclassmen(usually these people are morons). Freshmen usually stick together in groups and start to mature. However, some freshmen are imbeciles who are sex-obsessed, immature, or just plain stupid. Some of they stay that way for the next three years in high school or even become jocks.
Sophomore 1: Hey, it's a freshman. Let's go jump him.
Junior: Why?
Sophomore 1: Uhh...I dunno.
Junior: Moron...
Junior: Why?
Sophomore 1: Uhh...I dunno.
Junior: Moron...
by King of Inland June 11, 2007
n.
a foolish or stupid person; originates from the ancient Greek term "idiot", which was used to describe an Athenian citizen inactive in public life
a foolish or stupid person; originates from the ancient Greek term "idiot", which was used to describe an Athenian citizen inactive in public life
Jack: Mmmm. This yellow juice tastes good. I wonder what it's made of?
Marty: You're an idiot. Do you realize that you are drinking elephant pi..
Well, the rest you can figure out on your own...
Marty: You're an idiot. Do you realize that you are drinking elephant pi..
Well, the rest you can figure out on your own...
by King of Inland January 24, 2008
1. British slang word for cigarette.
2. Truncation of faggot, which is a derogatory term for a homosexual individual. Usually refers to a male person.
2. Truncation of faggot, which is a derogatory term for a homosexual individual. Usually refers to a male person.
1.
Person 1: Hey. Want a fag?
Person 2: Sure.
*They both start smoking.
2.
Person 1: Hi. Want to be my boyfriend?
Person: Eww. NO! Get away from me you fucking fag!
Person 1: Hey. Want a fag?
Person 2: Sure.
*They both start smoking.
2.
Person 1: Hi. Want to be my boyfriend?
Person: Eww. NO! Get away from me you fucking fag!
by King of Inland October 14, 2007
A person who is in their second year of high school or college. Most of the time, this term refers to the high school sophomores. It's the most important year academically, even more-so than freshman year. Most sophomores have matured a bit since freshman year. Many of them of generally good people. However, there are idiots that think they are the best thing since sliced bread because of the fact that they are sophomores. They buy into this idea and start picking on freshman. There are also people that haven't matured one bit since freshman year and still act as retarded, sex-obsessed, and jock-like as ever. Some sophomores actually get along with freshman. Seniors and juniors don't really care much about sophomores. There are a few who are actually friends with sophomores, however.
Sophomore 1: Hey, it's a freshman, let's go beat up his ass.
Sophomore 2: You can go right ahead. I'm staying right here.
*Sophomore 1 goes to a freshman and holds him up. A dean sees this and brings him to his office.*
Sophomore 2: You can go right ahead. I'm staying right here.
*Sophomore 1 goes to a freshman and holds him up. A dean sees this and brings him to his office.*
by King of Inland October 8, 2007