2 definitions by King definition

A very long cock
Aka Mandingos twin
I can't wait to get home and give her this shlonker.
by King definition April 22, 2015
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An insult meaning that a person is mentally slow or mentally incapable. Ex. Rides the short bus.
She is so dumb and always acting so Laidlaw.
by King definition October 3, 2020
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