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King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia's definitions

ghetto

1) A run down area of any town or city, but most often used in terms of the inner city. Any area with low or non-existent property value. May or may not refer to a high-crime area, but often does.

2) Anything that is jury rigged, broken in some way, or otherwise of generally poor quality. Refers to the frequency at which poverty-stricken people must improvise to survive on low income.
1) Pine Manor is a ghetto so full of drug dealers and other criminals, that it is often nicknamed "Crime Manor."

2) The students called their portable classroom "ghetto" because one of the windows is broken, the walls are covered with mold and ancient spitwads, the desks are falling apart, and the whiteboard has a number of inexplicable dents in it.
mugGet the ghettomug.

Bushminkey

Refers to the close resemblence of George W. Bush to a common monkey.
What's in that cage? A Bushminkey?
mugGet the Bushminkeymug.

twink

In an MMORPG, a veteran player who makes a new character and gives a bunch of top-shelf equipment from their older, maxed-out characters to the new character.
Hey, someone is hunting fire beetles in full rubicite armor. He must be a twink.
mugGet the twinkmug.

whackbag

1) An idiot, a stupid person.

2) A scrotum sack that has seen too much masturbation.
1) STFU, whackbag.

2) Dude, lay off the pr0n. Your whackbag is about to fall off.
mugGet the whackbagmug.

misfire

What you call it when you have diarrhea and you cough or sneeze so hard that you crap your pants.
*cough cough* "Oh crap, I misfired! Better change clothes."
by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia September 2, 2005
mugGet the misfiremug.

Penis-2

A derogatory nickname for the PS2 console.
Look at that little buttboy with his Penis-2. What's his name? Oh yeah, sony roolz.
by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia September 19, 2003
mugGet the Penis-2mug.

cansurfing

When one takes their laptop into the bathroom and uses the Internet while they are sitting on the toilet.
Oh damn, I have to crap, but my friend just got on...time to start cansurfing.
by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia December 10, 2005
mugGet the cansurfingmug.

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