death metal

A category for bands who can't sing or play their instruments very well, so they have to play them really loud and fast and scream into the mic, hoping no one will notice.
Death metal sucks large quantities of ass.
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Blockbuster

A movie and video game rental company. They supposedly no longer charge late fees for their items - primarily because Netflix is kicking their ass in market share. However, this is misleading, because individual stores are not required to honor that commitment!
I have yet to see one single local Blockbuster that doesn't have a sign reading "we do not participate in the 'No Late Fees' policy as advertised on T.V."
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girlfriend aggro

When you play videogames for so long that you piss off your girlfriend. Comes from the MM0G term aggro.
Oops, I played EverCrack for too long. Now I have girlfriend aggro.
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monkeybutter

An inside joke among Bellsouth Dial-Up tech support agents (actually Calltech, who outsource for Bellsouth). Comes from a phony customer listing named "Monkey Butter" which was used much like a message board between the agents. It had a lot of funny posts and lots of HTML. It was eventually deleted when one of the supervisors caught wind of it.

On a related note, another agent created a listing called "Son of Monkey Butter" and was fired in short order for it.
"Dude, check out what somebody put on Monkeybutter!"
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misfire

What you call it when you have diarrhea and you cough or sneeze so hard that you crap your pants.
*cough cough* "Oh crap, I misfired! Better change clothes."
by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia September 02, 2005
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yugi

A cute little d00d that plays card games. He also has a darker side, the soul of an ancient pharoah inside the Sennen Puzzle who would probably force half the people who posted in this word into one of his infamous Punishment Games.
Yugi: I'm not a cardfucker...;-;
Yami: HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY AIBOU?! DUEL WITH ME NOW!
by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia September 19, 2003
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Penis-2

A derogatory nickname for the PS2 console.
Look at that little buttboy with his Penis-2. What's his name? Oh yeah, sony roolz.
by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia September 19, 2003
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