King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia's definitions

poopy

A filler comic when the guy who draws GU Comics can't put in a real one. Usually has a stick figure saying Poopy.

"I'm too busy playing Splinter Cell to make a real comic. Better put up a Poopy."

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia April 18, 2005

twink

In an MMORPG, a veteran player who makes a new character and gives a bunch of top-shelf equipment from their older, maxed-out characters to the new character.

Hey, someone is hunting fire beetles in full rubicite armor. He must be a twink.

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia May 5, 2005

UTFM

Understand The Fucking Manual. Used in response to 1337 h4xx0r d00dz telling one to RTFM after they politely asked for help.

I'd RTFM, but I can't UTFM.

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia June 11, 2006

whackbag

1) An idiot, a stupid person.

2) A scrotum sack that has seen too much masturbation.

1) STFU, whackbag.

2) Dude, lay off the pr0n. Your whackbag is about to fall off.

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia July 20, 2005

Blockbuster

A movie and video game rental company. They supposedly no longer charge late fees for their items - primarily because Netflix is kicking their ass in market share. However, this is misleading, because individual stores are not required to honor that commitment!

I have yet to see one single local Blockbuster that doesn't have a sign reading "we do not participate in the 'No Late Fees' policy as advertised on T.V."

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia March 10, 2007

monkeybutter

An inside joke among Bellsouth Dial-Up tech support agents (actually Calltech, who outsource for Bellsouth). Comes from a phony customer listing named "Monkey Butter" which was used much like a message board between the agents. It had a lot of funny posts and lots of HTML. It was eventually deleted when one of the supervisors caught wind of it.

On a related note, another agent created a listing called "Son of Monkey Butter" and was fired in short order for it.

"Dude, check out what somebody put on Monkeybutter!"

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia April 17, 2005

death metal

A category for bands who can't sing or play their instruments very well, so they have to play them really loud and fast and scream into the mic, hoping no one will notice.

Death metal sucks large quantities of ass.

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia April 19, 2005