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2 definitions by Kilroy/Was/Here

 
1.
Noun, Verb
When a man uses his imagination or other means to manipulate his penis into doing something that is difficult for it.
"I had to close my eyes and dick trick that she was Ms. Jacobs, just so I could cum last night."

"I was watching this POV yesterday, and it totally dick tricked me into thinking I was fucking the girl."

"I dick tricked myself in class by thinking about my grandpa to get rid of my erection."
by Kilroy/Was/Here September 18, 2007
 
2.
"I wish I was drunk"

This phrase pokes fun at Irish people because they stereotypically drink a lot of alcohol. Not only does the phrase sound as though it is being spoken by a drunk person, it includes the word "Irish."
Drunk Irish Man: Irish I were drunk!
by Kilroy/Was/Here September 20, 2007