Kiki the Monkey
A semi-religious holiday celebrated by women (and men who happen to be around women.)
It occurs during a woman's period. Each day of the period the woman receives another gift, hence resembling Hanukkah.
The gift is usually given by the closest male figure to the woman, because he has the most potential of being hurt by the woman's disposition during her period.
The 12 days of Vagukkah:
"On the first day of Vagukkah my true love gave to me..
a statement of bipolarity!"
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