87 definitions by Kidswillbekids

Hard

A boner

You have a hard

Oh motherfucker!!!

by Kidswillbekids May 22, 2019

Alshon Jeffery

A term used for dropped footballs

That guy: I’m open *ball slips out of hands*
That guy just did an Alshon Jeffery

by Kidswillbekids April 25, 2019

Keegan

Even though he jacks off he’s still the funniest guy in the world

Keegan is very funny
Even though he beats his meat

by Kidswillbekids September 26, 2019

Joel

A guy who has a lot to be proud of. He’s tall, strong, handsome, pimpin and just about anyone (boys and girls) will be all over him! Joel is also great at dodgeball and won’t ever fail a fitness test! Maybe that’s why he’s so strong!

Maria: holy shit that guy is so damn hot!
Ashley: oh yeah that’s Joel! He’s great!

by Kidswillbekids December 22, 2019

Stupid question

A question you ask that has the answer in it

Joe: what color is the deep blue sea?
Luke: are you ready for me to shit all over you?
Joe: what?
Luke: that’s a stupid question...

by Kidswillbekids May 14, 2019

🍑💨

What you text to someone when you have intestine problems

Friend (text): hey bruh! What are you up to???
You (text): 🍑💨

by Kidswillbekids November 27, 2019

Trump

An orange president

If you eat too many carrots, you'll turn orange just like Donald Trump

by Kidswillbekids March 31, 2019