17 definitions by Kez 4 Prez
An online male predator who sends bulk unsolicited emails to attractive women, on sites such as Hotmail, MySpace and Facebook, with the apparent intention of forming a long term relationship.
Wifehunter emails - as with most other unsolicited mail - often conceal hidden agendas and women should be extra careful if they choose to respond.
Wifehunter emails - as with most other unsolicited mail - often conceal hidden agendas and women should be extra careful if they choose to respond.
Dammit.... I just cleared 20 wifehunter emails out of my hotmail account! This is getting ridiculous!
by Kez 4 Prez November 23, 2010
by Kez 4 Prez February 18, 2012
Someone on Facebook, usually a female, who drifts through their friends pages being a general comfort in other peoples affairs, needlessly bolstering courage, settling arguments which don't concern them, and remembering family events their friends never even told them about and certainly didn't invite them to. They offer unwanted marital and relationship advice. They make uncalled for suggestions about how to raise children. They tell busy, stressed mothers they should take a break "because you deserve it, hon" and they gently admonish fathers to make sure their wife " gets a little me-time". They promise to reveal hearty beef recipes (but never actually give any recipes away) and offer to knit baby clothes (but never actually knit any). Facebook mothers, like, totally get in the way in stressful times, and somebody should tell them to mind their own business, but nobody ever does.
Sue: I see your Facebook mother has been offering unsolicited advice again.
Joy: Yes, and if she wasn't so darn nice i'd tell her where she can stick her nosy suggestions.
Joy: Yes, and if she wasn't so darn nice i'd tell her where she can stick her nosy suggestions.
by Kez 4 Prez June 14, 2016
A game primarily played on public transport, between two or more men. Each player arranges his dick in such a way as to be visible to the embarking passengers. Gradually, as different types of people get on, each man will reach his personal limit and quickly hide his dick away. The boldest, coldest, bravest, don't-give-a-damn guy whose dick stays out the longest is the winner. Usually the prize is just glory, but that's okay with most.
Dave doesn't care who sees his dick as they get on the bus, he's the dick chicken king of the world!
by Kez 4 Prez December 17, 2015
The feeling of depression and sense of impending doom that sweeps through a person when they think about how Donald Trump is fucking up the world.
by Kez 4 Prez April 13, 2017
Criminal charges which are so untrue, stupid, impossible and offensive that you just want to punch someone in the face.
Kevin's been looking for a fight, ever since the cops arrested him on those bullshit trumped-up charges.
by Kez 4 Prez April 13, 2017
A tum that looks like a bum. Usually occurs when a person gains weight and develops a crack down the centre of their stomach, with flabby asscheeks on either side. Can also be the result of hernia.
by Kez 4 Prez April 13, 2017