Kevin Joyner's definitions

kooz bag

A kooz bag is a usually a bitch to the kooz. A male who pussy whipped and doesn't have the balls to stand up to his ovebearing woman.

Josh can't come out tonight because his girlfriend won't let him. What a kooz bag!

by Kevin Joyner March 18, 2005

shake the baby

The process of pissing or urination. This definition is specific to male urination whether it may occur in bathrooms, public arenas, trees, or a neighbor's flower garden.

Josh drank beer for hours before he had to shake the baby.

by Kevin Joyner January 7, 2006