basic training

an ordeal that enlisted persons entering the military must endure, which is the systematic deconstruction of simple civilian ways to a anamalistic aggressive killer lifestyle.

If I had known what basic training was really like I would NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER joined the army

by Kevin July 26, 2004

jar of flies

The 4th album/2nd EP released by the great band Alice In Chains. It contains 7 songs and was/still is the ONLY ep EVER to be #1 on the charts, let alone debut at it. Take that Godsmack.

How many EP's have debuted at #1? Just Jar of Flies.

by Kevin September 25, 2004

notzees

the cool slang for hitler and his crew.

yo, these dudes are notzees!

by Kevin October 12, 2003

Steffigloo

Steffigloo is a synonym for a jealous bitch.

Oh, don't get all steffigloo because Cyn is so much better than you.

by Kevin December 12, 2003

Daddy

1. A girl that is very good looking and/or fuckable.

example 1. Wow look at that daddy I wanna hook up with her.

2. Sarah you look daddy tonight.

3. Sarah I wanna daddy you.

by Kevin February 16, 2005

Contemporary

1. Belonging to the same period of time:
2. Of about the same age.
3. Current; modern: contemporary trends in design.
4. A person of the present age.

Dave and Jen were contemporaries.

by Kevin December 07, 2004

sandwich with mayo

Where two men and a woman have a threesome where one man takes the front and the other the back, and then both cum on her face at the same time.

John and I gave Jane a sandwich with mayo last night.

by Kevin February 16, 2005