438 definitions by Kevin

It was the accepted practice in Babylonia 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer, and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which eventually came to be known as the honeymoon.
Credit - www.alaskanbeer.com
by Kevin May 23, 2005

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1. A player (someone who has allot of game)
2. Fucker
I am the ultimate shagger.
by Kevin December 23, 2003

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A portmanteau of "threating" and "romantic" from an episode of "Fairly Odd Parents" wherein Timmy Turner's parents try to help Timmy write an effective love-email to his crush Trixie Tang by combining the usual lovey-dovey cliches with threatening that she'd better date him if she ever wants to see her parents again.
It's threatening and romantic! It's threatmantic!
by Kevin July 26, 2004

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Suburb of Dallas, Texas. We're pretty diverse.

You got the minorities in the east who beat/shoot each other up.

You got the middle class mixture in the center of the city who is high on pot.

Then you've got the snobbily rich white kids in the west who are high on heroine.
That's the truth. Trust me, I live here. Don't pay attention to any stupid MTV documentary.
by Kevin April 17, 2005

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noun.

A person who is incapable of performing even the most basic of tasks.
"Don't ask Joe for directions. He is a total shlep and will fuck it all to hell."
by kevin December 16, 2003

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a pig or someone who loooks like a pig or eats a lot
kevin your such a baboy.........
by kevin March 21, 2004

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A game in which multiple strategic teams use model weapons that exceed the legal power of a paintball gun and fire on each other until the other team is all dead. Uses camouflage and model guns for realism, unlike neon and Super Soaker type guns in paintball.
Ben an I play airsoft, I shot him many times in the face until he bled.
by Kevin March 31, 2003

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