Kelzor the Destroyer of Gnomes
When men in hotels are identified by hookers only by the province from which they hail, they are getting geographically boned.
Hotel clerk: "Do you know the name of the guest you're meeting."
Hooker: "No, I only just met him. He's from Saskatchewan."
Hotel clerk to other hotel clerks: "That chick is a hooker, and that guy is totally getting Saskatchewaned later."
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