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11 definitions by Keith Wolff

 
1.
To perform an act of masturbation.
Someone that is being a dick.
1. Why don't you go whackoff for a while.
2. You're being a whackoff.
3. That guys a whackoff.

I'm joining these two words to make one better word.
by Keith Wolff October 29, 2004
 
2.
Flaboulus One who is fabulous but flabby.
How does this make me look?

Flaboulus
by Keith Wolff October 22, 2004
 
3.
Dudesan Chicksan is used as a courtesy title in Japanese-speaking areas as a suffix to the given name, surname, or title of the person being addressed, regardless of age or gender: Yamamoto san; sensei-san. You don't speak Japanese, can't pronounce the name, or you just don't know their name so you just add Chick. Or it's just one one of your pals.
Yo "Chicksan" can you get me another beer form the bar I'm hittin' the can.
by Keith Wolff November 12, 2004
 
4.
waymobetta, way more better
How does this look to you since I made those changes you wanted?

Answer: waymobetta
by Keith Wolff October 29, 2004
 
5.
dorkusInstead of just calling someone a dork you amp it up by adding Aurelius (Emperor of Rome) to it. One who is a Emperor dork.
Stop being such a dorkusAurelius.
by Keith Wolff October 22, 2004
 
6.
The sniffrack is the place you set you tips on while at a strip club.
Yo I'm gunna grab a beer, take a piss then hit the sniffrack, you need some ones?
by Keith Wolff March 18, 2005
 
7.
Part jackoff and part whackoff.

Anyone that is being a jackoff that is doing something the equivalent of whacking off.
There's a guy in a tiger outfit drinking coffee and reading. We sit next to him and I look at him and say "grrrrrr".
He looks back with a blank stare like he has no idea what I'm talking about, then he realizes he's dressed like a tiger, and takes off his tiger ears and goes back to reading.

That guy was such a "jackwhack"
by Keith Wolff October 29, 2004