Keith M. Towler's definitions

grandvultures

noun or adjective; the behavior of grandparents upon becoming such, usually manifested as circling above a baby either in a crib or its parents arms, generally waiting for an opportunity to swoop in and grab the baby.

"As I gazed into my new baby's eyes, I caught a glimpse of grandvultures circling above. "

by Keith M. Towler August 1, 2003

grandparentitis

the ornery behavior of a child towards his parents resulting from spending the weekend or receiving gifts from his grandparents.

"Grandparentitis cannot be treated with Prozac."

by Keith M. Towler August 1, 2003