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Rose

1. A pretty flower.
2. The town bike. Everyone's ridden her.
3. An awful, selfish, old witch of a Grandmother.
1. "My useless boyfriend better buy me a bunch of roses"

2. "Rose is that 18 year-old ho with 3 kids, right?"

3. "Who's Rose? I don't have a Grandmother called Rose"
by KeeWee January 11, 2005
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New Zealand

The bomb diggity... Home of L&P, V, the Buzzy Bee, Footrot Flats, Jandals, Pavlova, Tip Top ice cream, Fish and Chips, Maketu Pies, Swandris, Paua Shell jewellery, the Silver Fern, beautiful scenery, gazillions of Sheep, Peter Jackson, LOTR, and all the best sportspeople and musicians.

Because of this, a lot of jealous Aussie bastards have claimed 'ownership' of true-blue Kiwi icons, such as Uncle Pete and the Pav.
Aussie: "NZ sucks"
NZer: "What would you know, you kangaroo-fucking outback drongo"
by KeeWee January 10, 2005
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Chebs

My friends nickname. Who funnily enough, doesn't have huge boobs.
Me: "Hey Chebs!"
Chebs "Huhuhuhu"
by KeeWee January 11, 2005
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The Warehouse

A New Zealand chain store, somewhat of an icon. Also known as the 'Red Shed'

The catch-phrase is "Where everyone gets a bargain." Maybe not in every case... but you can find some pretty good cheap stuff.

The price of EVERYTHING instore ends in '99' for some straaange reason.
"Lets go to The Warehouse... they're having a $5.99 clothing clearance sale"
by KeeWee January 12, 2005
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LSB

Abbreviation for Lifestyle Block. This is the unique name that New Zealanders give to blocks of land of 2 or more acres. They are becoming increasingly popular with city-dwellers looking to 'ditch the neighbours' and move to the country.
I'm so sick of the city, it's about time I got myself an LSB.
by KeeWee May 2, 2006
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huhu

1. The way that small-minded idiots laugh. Always in writing, never in conversation.

2. A small edible grub, native to New Zealand. It's been said to taste like chicken, peanut butter, or pork crackling, depending on the person.
1. Cheb: "Lick Meh... huhuhuhu"
Me: "Eeeeewwwww... huhuhuhu"

2. "I was splitting logs and one was full of huhu grubs"
by KeeWee January 11, 2005
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Rude

Two meanings, which completely contradict each other. Can be quite confusing for people who live in opposite hemispheres.

1. Something that is cool, hot or awesome.
2. Something that is stupid, dumb or emabarassing.
1. "Check out that guy's rude car! Yeahhhh!"

2a: "Dude, that t-shirt of yours is so rude!"

2b: "Shame bro, you had to be dropped off at school in your Dad's rude car!"
by KeeWee January 12, 2005
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