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Fucktard

Fucking Retard. Someone who exhibits the qualities of a complete moron, and pisses everyone right off in the process.
Dylan Smith is a Fucktard.
by KeeWee December 5, 2006
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Stingy

A selfish or greedy person.
Somebody unwilling to share their possessions.
Person 1: "Can I have a go on your Playstation?"
Person 2: "No, I'm playing it"
Person 1: "C'mon man, don't be stingy!"
by KeeWee January 12, 2005
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Rose

1. A pretty flower.
2. The town bike. Everyone's ridden her.
3. An awful, selfish, old witch of a Grandmother.
1. "My useless boyfriend better buy me a bunch of roses"

2. "Rose is that 18 year-old ho with 3 kids, right?"

3. "Who's Rose? I don't have a Grandmother called Rose"
by KeeWee January 11, 2005
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LSB

Abbreviation for Lifestyle Block. This is the unique name that New Zealanders give to blocks of land of 2 or more acres. They are becoming increasingly popular with city-dwellers looking to 'ditch the neighbours' and move to the country.
I'm so sick of the city, it's about time I got myself an LSB.
by KeeWee May 2, 2006
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OTL

Stands for 'Only the Lonely'

Used in the same sense as 'loner'
1. "Check out that guy over there, what an OTL"
2. (to somebody on their own) "Hey, OTL!"
by KeeWee January 12, 2005
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huhu

1. The way that small-minded idiots laugh. Always in writing, never in conversation.

2. A small edible grub, native to New Zealand. It's been said to taste like chicken, peanut butter, or pork crackling, depending on the person.
1. Cheb: "Lick Meh... huhuhuhu"
Me: "Eeeeewwwww... huhuhuhu"

2. "I was splitting logs and one was full of huhu grubs"
by KeeWee January 11, 2005
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K Road

K Road, a.k.a Karangahape Road: The place to go if you're in need of some desperate pleasure from a filthy whore.

Much like Great South Road at Hunters Corner. Where you need to keep your car doors locked if driving through the area around 2-3am... they'll try and jump in with you.
Sam: "Where's Richie tonight?"
Cameron: "I hear he's gone down to K Road. That's the only way that ugly mutha is ever gonna get laid"
by KeeWee January 14, 2005
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