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21 definitions by KeeWee

 
8.
1: A place where a small group of elite people go, and scheme some diabolical schemes.

2: A spell that opens the entrance to a secret passage to Hogsmeade in Harry Potter.
"I love Dissendium. It's my second home"
by KeeWee January 11, 2005
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9.
A New Zealand chain store, somewhat of an icon. Also known as the 'Red Shed'

The catch-phrase is "Where everyone gets a bargain." Maybe not in every case... but you can find some pretty good cheap stuff.

The price of EVERYTHING instore ends in '99' for some straaange reason.
"Lets go to The Warehouse... they're having a $5.99 clothing clearance sale"
by KeeWee January 12, 2005
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10.
V
A NZ energy drink, which is the same colour as cat piss, and has an indescribable taste. It's definately an accquired taste.

It sends guarana or caffiene sensitive people off their heads for hours.
Dude 1: "What have you got?"
Dude 2: "It's V, wanna try some?"
Dude 1: "Sure"

<dude 1 ends up laughing for 3 hours>
by KeeWee January 11, 2005
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K Road, a.k.a Karangahape Road: The place to go if you're in need of some desperate pleasure from a filthy whore.

Much like Great South Road at Hunters Corner. Where you need to keep your car doors locked if driving through the area around 2-3am... they'll try and jump in with you.
Sam: "Where's Richie tonight?"
Cameron: "I hear he's gone down to K Road. That's the only way that ugly mutha is ever gonna get laid"
by KeeWee January 14, 2005
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12.
1. The way that small-minded idiots laugh. Always in writing, never in conversation.

2. A small edible grub, native to New Zealand. It's been said to taste like chicken, peanut butter, or pork crackling, depending on the person.
1. Cheb: "Lick Meh... huhuhuhu"
Me: "Eeeeewwwww... huhuhuhu"

2. "I was splitting logs and one was full of huhu grubs"
by KeeWee January 11, 2005
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13.
Two meanings, which completely contradict each other. Can be quite confusing for people who live in opposite hemispheres.

1. Something that is cool, hot or awesome.
2. Something that is stupid, dumb or emabarassing.
1. "Check out that guy's rude car! Yeahhhh!"

2a: "Dude, that t-shirt of yours is so rude!"

2b: "Shame bro, you had to be dropped off at school in your Dad's rude car!"
by KeeWee January 12, 2005
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LSB
Abbreviation for Lifestyle Block. This is the unique name that New Zealanders give to blocks of land of 2 or more acres. They are becoming increasingly popular with city-dwellers looking to 'ditch the neighbours' and move to the country.
I'm so sick of the city, it's about time I got myself an LSB.
by KeeWee April 20, 2006
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