KeeWee's definitions

l&p

A Kiwi soft drink. Stands for "Lemon and Paeroa" - Paeora being a small Waikato town where the drink was concieved many moons ago, from pure spring water and Lemon flavouring.

While not made that way anymore, it still tastes awesome.

Dion: "You like that? I think it smell like Lemongrass"
Me: "Shut up Dion"

by KeeWee January 10, 2005

winmx

The coolest P2P file-sharing program around. It's the best way to steal music.

Some WinMX users are bastards though, and disconnect you for no good reason.

Person 1: "Fuck Kazaa, now my PC is full of spyware"
Person 2: "Dude, get WinMX"

by KeeWee January 10, 2005

huhu

1. The way that small-minded idiots laugh. Always in writing, never in conversation.

2. A small edible grub, native to New Zealand. It's been said to taste like chicken, peanut butter, or pork crackling, depending on the person.

1. Cheb: "Lick Meh... huhuhuhu"
Me: "Eeeeewwwww... huhuhuhu"

2. "I was splitting logs and one was full of huhu grubs"

by KeeWee January 11, 2005

Dole

1. Common word for the Unemployment Benefit. Basically, money for nothing.

2. A kind of Banana.

1: "I used to be on the dole, but after those WINZ fucks started bothering me every week, I told them to stick it up their ass"

2. "Dang, I wanted Dole bananas, not Bonita bananas!"

by KeeWee January 12, 2005

Dissendium

A place where Albert's age is a mystery.

Most people would say Albert is between the ages of 25 and 35, but we may never know for sure.

by KeeWee January 14, 2005

New Zealand

The bomb diggity... Home of L&P, V, the Buzzy Bee, Footrot Flats, Jandals, Pavlova, Tip Top ice cream, Fish and Chips, Maketu Pies, Swandris, Paua Shell jewellery, the Silver Fern, beautiful scenery, gazillions of Sheep, Peter Jackson, LOTR, and all the best sportspeople and musicians.

Because of this, a lot of jealous Aussie bastards have claimed 'ownership' of true-blue Kiwi icons, such as Uncle Pete and the Pav.

Aussie: "NZ sucks"
NZer: "What would you know, you kangaroo-fucking outback drongo"

by KeeWee January 10, 2005

Chebs

My friends nickname. Who funnily enough, doesn't have huge boobs.

Me: "Hey Chebs!"
Chebs "Huhuhuhu"

by KeeWee January 11, 2005