1 definition by Keat the Peat
A potentially-contact sport involving the expert ability to excuse oneself through a crowd--two people or more--when it is utterly unnecessary to walk through them. Usually leads to mass confusion of the people through whom the weaver is weaving; expect uncalled-for apologies and/or anger. Primarily implemented as a source of entertainment for observers. Also can be applied to generally inserting oneself temporarily into another's space or cramped locations without reason. Men and women who successfully weave should be regarded as maestros of trolling. Overly-ambitious weavers can attempt the slow, backwards double low-deuces pose as they move.
George was weaving through a group of girls in the cafeteria even though there was 10 feet of walking space on either side of them. What a weirdo.
Why is Johnny weaving under the hand-dryers being used in the men's restroom?
Why is Johnny weaving under the hand-dryers being used in the men's restroom?
by Keat the Peat July 15, 2013