Kay's definitions

eastenders

A British soap opera that can only be described complete and utter lump of shite. Has the most ridiculous storylines ever, Smallville looks realistic next to this.

Soap operas suck, who gives a shit about some made up TV characters lives? Not me. I hope a nuclear bomb goes off in the Queen Vic and wipes out the entire population of Albert Square. I'd watch that anyday.

by Kay March 18, 2004

stereophonics

Definitely not the best indie rock band ever. Ever since their first album which was okay, their output has ranged from average to truly fucking awful. Their latest album is called 'Language. Sex. Violence. Other?', which is truly appauling name for an album, and the cover looks like a C64 loading screen.

Stereophonics are wank.

by Kay March 19, 2005

Shizzle my nizzle

Proof that society has got to the point that you can say retarded things like "shizzle my nizzle" without at least 13 people going "WTF?"

"Shizzle my nizzle"
"I get you..."

by Kay July 27, 2003

aah-ite

A term mostly used by Redneck southerners and ignorent people...its a shame really

bob:Geet yet?
billy:Naw jew
Bob:Naw yauntoo
Billy: AAH-ITE

by KAY May 5, 2005

non t's

no boobs!!
no teets= non t's
"shake your non-t's"

Lauren:Shan, get those non-t's out of my face!!

by Kay December 12, 2003

bbh

black buff and hott

nelly is a bbh

by kay April 29, 2004

daily express

Daily, right-wing UK tabloid. Takes a simiiar editorial stance to the Daily Mail. Infamous for regular headlines about Princess Diana, 'political correctness gone mad' and immigrants/asylum seekers.

Daily Express headlines:
"Diana fund pays out to gypsies and asylum seekers"
"Suicide bombers in our schools"

by Kay December 23, 2007