diet whoopass

A can of whoopass suitible for diabetics.

Tara: I'm going to open a can of whoopass on ya.
Bob: Please don't, I'm a diabetic.
Tara: Fine then, diet whoopass.

by Kay March 21, 2004

muggle

Non-magic folk

Hogwarts is hidden from Muggle view with all sorts of spells and charms

by Kay March 17, 2004

homo

A shortened version of the word homosexual, meaning someone who likes members of the same sex. Often used as a derograty term by dumbasses.

Bob: "You homo! HAHAHAHA"
Jim: *punches bob* Stop being such an immature jackass.

by Kay January 19, 2004

fuck shit up

(1) to mess up, to make something fubared, and/or to mess with for no reason

(2) to smoke a certain amount of weed therefore messing your self up

i'm bored, we aren't doing anything, lets go fuck some shit up

by kay December 09, 2003

tinkleburg

The one who rules all; the Tinkleburg.

A verb.

I tinkleburg, you tinkleburg, he/she tinkleburgs.

by Kay December 27, 2003

eastenders

A British soap opera that can only be described complete and utter lump of shite. Has the most ridiculous storylines ever, Smallville looks realistic next to this.

Soap operas suck, who gives a shit about some made up TV characters lives? Not me. I hope a nuclear bomb goes off in the Queen Vic and wipes out the entire population of Albert Square. I'd watch that anyday.

by Kay March 18, 2004

new year's eve

The day before the new year. No one really gives two shits about it being a new year, but it's a good excuse to get pissed/laid so who's complaining.

"Happy New Year fuckers!"

by Kay January 18, 2004