An illusion in which a man has a large bugle in his pants which turns out to be more balls than penis.
"Went home with Big Bulge Billy, turns out his bulge was a Ballge."
"His Ballge was 90% ball."
the end result of a woman's pubic hairs being covered in toilet paper with urine, blood or other substances as a bonding agent.
I was going to go down on Stacy until I saw she was wearing her Douche Sweater
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