Kat'O9's definitions

every time is his first rodeo

A phrase that highlights extreme persistent ignorance despite concerted efforts to educate an individual.

Can't believe Greg still doesn't get it - it's like every time is his first rodeo.

by Kat'O9 April 1, 2022

hennicapped

The lack of limb control that ensues after imbibing an excess of Hennessy.

Jessica was so hennicapped after Nana and Grandpa's anniversary party she totally face planted.

by Kat'O9 June 19, 2022

Cuntact

When your path crosses with that bitch in the office despite your best avoidance tactics.

"Even though I ducked into the storeroom I still had cuntact with you you-know-who."

"No way that was the third cuntact with Julia this week!"

by Kat'O9 April 28, 2022

stealthaholic

A grown-ass person who hides their drinking habits from their parents.

"When I go to Mom's for the holidays I have to be such a stealthaholic"

by Kat'O9 November 3, 2021

gang bangle

Colloquial term for a court-mandated tracking device commonly known as an ankle monitor.

"Can't believe Nick got out so quickly. Is it because Pandy paid for a great lawyer -- or maybe the judge acquiesed since Nick agreed to the gang bangle. Aunt Kathy said he's still running with his crew, heading to pow-wows, doing peyote. Thank god he can't leave the county though!"

"That gang bangle looks great with those camo Crocs, Nick -- very Florida-Man Stylin', my dude!"

by Kat'O9 March 27, 2023

Meth Chi

The drug induced involuntary meditative practice related to the eastern movement of Tai Chi now globally pervasive wherever methamphetamine is consumed. Linked to the mindful inhalation of burning drugs, Meth Chi is responsible for all sorts of antics to the delight of neighbors and travelers alike in Tempe Arizona.

Did you see The Screamer's Meth Chi this afternoon? Very lyrical - she was all, paint-the-fence, paint-the-fence, Daniel-San and then she was like just dash away dash away dash away all.

by Kat'O9 August 19, 2025

Cuck Cuck Go

A search engine optimized for shame-based humiliation sex.

If you want to see something new to add to your 'to-do me list' just type 'snowball' into Cuck Cuck Go and see what's trending.

by Kat'O9 July 20, 2025