by Kat'O9 January 18, 2020
An accurate age assessment of a drug user. Much like dog years, the aging process is accelerated in the blue pill smoking crowd following an approximate 3-1 ratio.
Mike's been chasing the dragon for so long now -- he's 31 but he's really like 90 in fentanyl years.
by Kat'O9 January 19, 2025
So much for playing well together. After Karen escalated the cuntflict with Emily because of her un-earned promotion, both women had their claws out.
by Kat'O9 March 19, 2022
The well-concealed cockiness of someone (like a public prosecutor) when felony grand jury indictments come back for a former president.
"Did you see Alvin Bragging on the TV when that orange clown came down and got fingerprinted? Man he looked WHIPPED when he croaked out 'not guilty.... his collar was all stained and shit, his wife was nowhere to be seen... he was ass kicked for sure"
"Don't think you caught me cheating with a porn star or anything -- ain't no Alvin Bragging goin' on here today!"
"Don't think you caught me cheating with a porn star or anything -- ain't no Alvin Bragging goin' on here today!"
by Kat'O9 April 07, 2023
The well-concealed cockiness of someone like a public prosecutor when grand jury indictments come back for a former president.
"Did you see Alvin Bragging on the TV when that orange clown came in and got fingerprinted? Man he looked whipped when he croaked out 'not guilty' ... his collar was all stained and shit, his wife was no where to be seen. He was ass-kicked for sure"
"Don't go all smug on me thinking you caught me cheating with a porn-star -- there's no Alvin Bragging going on here today."
"Don't go all smug on me thinking you caught me cheating with a porn-star -- there's no Alvin Bragging going on here today."
by Kat'O9 April 07, 2023
A reading disorder characterized by regular bouts of buying binges and overreading followed by sudden large donation purges to the local library.
Kat enabled Travis' booklimia by gifting him a novel and three works of historical non-fiction for Christmas.
by Kat'O9 December 14, 2022
by Kat'O9 July 16, 2020