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every time is his first rodeo

A phrase that highlights extreme persistent ignorance despite concerted efforts to educate an individual.
Can't believe Greg still doesn't get it - it's like every time is his first rodeo.
by Kat'O9 April 1, 2022
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Alvin Bragging

The well-concealed cockiness of someone like a public prosecutor when grand jury indictments come back for a former president.
"Did you see Alvin Bragging on the TV when that orange clown came in and got fingerprinted? Man he looked whipped when he croaked out 'not guilty' ... his collar was all stained and shit, his wife was no where to be seen. He was ass-kicked for sure"

"Don't go all smug on me thinking you caught me cheating with a porn-star -- there's no Alvin Bragging going on here today."
by Kat'O9 April 7, 2023
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useless orange bag of shit

Phrase attributed to the 45th president of the United States. From the Gaelic "ablach buidhearg gun fheum" for Orange Fucktard. Literal translation "a hunk of redyellow crap without use"
President Windmills Give You Cancer is the ultimate useless orange bag of shit -- how did he ever get elected?
by Kat'O9 April 23, 2022
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Koch addict

A person that has a dependency on dark money. Exclusively used for right wing nut jobs that will do or say whatever needed to keep the greenbacks flowing. Most obvious during campaign season, but exists year round.
That Lindsay Graham is begging for $5 donations on Faux News. Sorry buddy, can't let you become dependent on hand-outs otherwise you'll just never get a job. You're Koch Addiction has spiraled you to new lows.

If Ted Cruz is not the biggest Koch Addict ever -- he ruined election money law at the Supreme level.
by Kat'O9 October 29, 2022
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Cuntflict

Any heated serious disagreement between two females, often in a work setting.
So much for playing well together. After Karen escalated the cuntflict with Emily because of her un-earned promotion, both women had their claws out.
by Kat'O9 March 19, 2022
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inconvenient horniness

The uncontrollable sexual urge that happens when you can't do anything about it. Could be in an elevator. Could be on a plane. Could be when your partner is unavailable. There exists a vast number of situations where horniness could be considered very inconvenient.
When I was at Memaws funeral I had such a bout of inconvenient horniness that even the pastor looked good.
by Kat'O9 July 30, 2022
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RIP

Herman Cain, Ron Wright, Larry King, Dawn Wells, Nick Cordero,Charley Pride, Roy Horn,and your grandparents may they all RIP.
by Kat'O9 February 8, 2021
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