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every time is his first rodeo

A phrase that highlights extreme persistent ignorance despite concerted efforts to educate an individual.
Can't believe Greg still doesn't get it - it's like every time is his first rodeo.
by Kat'O9 April 1, 2022
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Alvin Bragging

The well-concealed cockiness of someone like a public prosecutor when grand jury indictments come back for a former president.
"Did you see Alvin Bragging on the TV when that orange clown came in and got fingerprinted? Man he looked whipped when he croaked out 'not guilty' ... his collar was all stained and shit, his wife was no where to be seen. He was ass-kicked for sure"

"Don't go all smug on me thinking you caught me cheating with a porn-star -- there's no Alvin Bragging going on here today."
by Kat'O9 April 7, 2023
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inconvenient horniness

The uncontrollable sexual urge that happens when you can't do anything about it. Could be in an elevator. Could be on a plane. Could be when your partner is unavailable. There exists a vast number of situations where horniness could be considered very inconvenient.
When I was at Memaws funeral I had such a bout of inconvenient horniness that even the pastor looked good.
by Kat'O9 July 30, 2022
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Briscard

What’s thrown away from the leftover skin after a circumcision.
The briscards were piling up in the trash after a full day of circumcisions.
by Kat'O9 January 17, 2020
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hennicapped

The lack of limb control that ensues after imbibing an excess of Hennessy.
Jessica was so hennicapped after Nana and Grandpa's anniversary party she totally face planted.
by Kat'O9 June 19, 2022
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Cuntact

When your path crosses with that bitch in the office despite your best avoidance tactics.
"Even though I ducked into the storeroom I still had cuntact with you you-know-who."

"No way that was the third cuntact with Julia this week!"
by Kat'O9 April 28, 2022
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stealthaholic

A grown-ass person who hides their drinking habits from their parents.
"When I go to Mom's for the holidays I have to be such a stealthaholic"
by Kat'O9 November 3, 2021
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