Kat'O9's definitions

inconvenient horniness

The uncontrollable sexual urge that happens when you can't do anything about it. Could be in an elevator. Could be on a plane. Could be when your partner is unavailable. There exists a vast number of situations where horniness could be considered very inconvenient.

When I was at Memaws funeral I had such a bout of inconvenient horniness that even the pastor looked good.

by Kat'O9 July 30, 2022

Cuck Cuck Go

A search engine optimized for shame-based humiliation sex.

If you want to see something new to add to your 'to-do me list' just type 'snowball' into Cuck Cuck Go and see what's trending.

by Kat'O9 July 20, 2025

hennicapped

The lack of limb control that ensues after imbibing an excess of Hennessy.

Jessica was so hennicapped after Nana and Grandpa's anniversary party she totally face planted.

by Kat'O9 June 19, 2022

Cuntact

When your path crosses with that bitch in the office despite your best avoidance tactics.

"Even though I ducked into the storeroom I still had cuntact with you you-know-who."

"No way that was the third cuntact with Julia this week!"

by Kat'O9 April 28, 2022

stealthaholic

A grown-ass person who hides their drinking habits from their parents.

"When I go to Mom's for the holidays I have to be such a stealthaholic"

by Kat'O9 November 3, 2021

Briscard

What’s thrown away from the leftover skin after a circumcision.

The briscards were piling up in the trash after a full day of circumcisions.

by Kat'O9 January 17, 2020

booklimia

A reading disorder characterized by regular bouts of buying binges and overreading followed by sudden large donation purges to the local library.

Kat enabled Travis' booklimia by gifting him a novel and three works of historical non-fiction for Christmas.

by Kat'O9 December 13, 2022