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2 definitions by KaReeMUH parKer

 
1.
to tell a story with no apparent meaning and is not funny in any way
i was telling a story and at the end my friends started chanting "good story nate, tell it again..." i was very embarrassed because i realized my story was a zarrilli
by KaReeMUH parKer January 22, 2008
 
2.
someone extremely preppy, who has no sense of style, and who clearly tries way too and does not succeed

can also be used as an adjective to describe someone who thinks they get or wants much more ass than they actually do get or ever will
hes so conrad, he'll never get laid
by KaReeMUH parKer January 22, 2008