KB's definitions

landing pad

A layer of toilet paper laying on the top of the water in the toilet to keep you from getting backsplash.

Luckily the landing pad was there to catch my massive shit.

by kb June 18, 2006

semen

boybutter

Tony squirted boybutter on Kelly's immense, white, pasty, whalelike tummy!

by KB October 8, 2003

heart

a hollow, muscular organ in a vertebrate animal that recieves blood from the veins and pumps it through the arteries by alternate dilation and contraction.

heart attack! GA!

by kb July 5, 2003

meh

Its own dialect to a small group of college students in Iowa. The langauge of "meh" has only one syllable but can express any thought with proper inflection.

Singular use often indicates a relaxed, almost dazed state of mind.

"Meh, meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh, meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh, meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh?"
"Meh meh meh meh meh meh meh."

-"Like, I know you can be overwhelmed, and I know you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?"
"I think you can in Europe." -"10 Things"

by KB June 20, 2004

Buttons

Hot Chick who attaches her shirt with only 2 button at the top and reveals her sexy flat stomach.

--Kellygirl

by KB October 30, 2003

penis envy

When a man is jealous of another man because of the size of his penis. Usually a girl is involved, she might choose one man over another, and the other man comes down with penis envy.

"Joe has penis envy."

"Penis envy is why the two men aren't friends."

by KB October 5, 2003

slapnuts

commonly used insult, suggests the person jacks off a lot.

Shut the fuck up, slapnuts.

by kb June 26, 2003