6 definitions by K. Schulten
A upper-middle class suburb of Washington D.C. where average income is $130,663 and local kids are known to be addicted to various different drugs due to excessive time and allowances.
"So where you from, ho?"
"Oh well I grew up in Ashburn, I don't know if you know it..."
"Heallz yeah I know it, dat's where all da rich crackers live"
"well... actually...
...yeah"
"Oh well I grew up in Ashburn, I don't know if you know it..."
"Heallz yeah I know it, dat's where all da rich crackers live"
"well... actually...
...yeah"
by K. Schulten November 2, 2008
(the) Kyle Kool Klub
Only members of this distinct Klub know the inner workings and plans for the betterment of the world.
Only members of this distinct Klub know the inner workings and plans for the betterment of the world.
"Hey, Karl, are you a part of the KKK yet?"
"No Kristopher, isn't that a bunch of racist, baKward hiKs who hate others who are different?"
"No, it stands for the Kyle Kool Klub and I'm inviting you in now!"
"Sounds liKe fun! Kount me in!"
"No Kristopher, isn't that a bunch of racist, baKward hiKs who hate others who are different?"
"No, it stands for the Kyle Kool Klub and I'm inviting you in now!"
"Sounds liKe fun! Kount me in!"
by K. Schulten November 2, 2008
"Hey, Dakota, did you see that rustle in the bushes?"
"OH MY GOSH Chevette, I totally did! Its probably the Ashburn Prowler! RUN!"
"OH MY GOSH Chevette, I totally did! Its probably the Ashburn Prowler! RUN!"
by K. Schulten November 2, 2008
A Dutch social networking site. Similar to Facebook and myspace, just not as over the top.
The people who use hyves.net are any combination of the following:
Dutch
Cool
Dutch wannabes
Celebrities
The people who use hyves.net are any combination of the following:
Dutch
Cool
Dutch wannabes
Celebrities
Dude1: OMG! Did you get that email from hyves that said it's almost Freddy's birthday?
Dude2: Yeah, I totally did. But I knew her birthday is coming soon anyway. I'm don't just sit around and mess with hyves too much.
Dude1: Yeah, I know what you mean. You log on, you log off, without all the mess and time waste of facebook!
Dude2: And that's why hyves rocks my socks!
Dude2: Yeah, I totally did. But I knew her birthday is coming soon anyway. I'm don't just sit around and mess with hyves too much.
Dude1: Yeah, I know what you mean. You log on, you log off, without all the mess and time waste of facebook!
Dude2: And that's why hyves rocks my socks!
by K. Schulten March 16, 2009
Taken from blumpster and, originally, blumpkin.
Performing the sexual act of a blumpkin in a dumpster while the male (or in the case of two males, the one not giving oral) holds an apple in his mouth.
Performing the sexual act of a blumpkin in a dumpster while the male (or in the case of two males, the one not giving oral) holds an apple in his mouth.
While taking the recycling trash out to the dumpster behind the dining hall, I observed two individuals in the container into which I had planned to throw my rubbish. The girl was sucking the guy off, who was both shitting, and holding an apple in his mouth at the same time. I then realized they created an interesting spin on the blumpter; an apple blumpster.
I chose another dumpster for discarding my trash, as I did not want to disturb them any further.
I chose another dumpster for discarding my trash, as I did not want to disturb them any further.
by K. Schulten April 24, 2011
A woman, usually older than forty, who hangs around "her favorite" Starbucks location for the sole purpose of eying (and trying to flirt with) the younger hott boy Baristas. A cursory glance at her cell phone may often reveal the background photo to be a snapshot snuck of the boy Barista she is currently after.
Often is excessively engrossed in Tarot cards, palm reading, and various astronomy shit.
Often is excessively engrossed in Tarot cards, palm reading, and various astronomy shit.
Dude 1: Whoa, Dude 2, look over there the other side of the Starbucks store!
Dude 2: Oh my god, is that woman flirting with that younger guy who's making her drink?
Dude 1: Totally looks like it! But look- she looks old enough to be his grandma!
Dude 2: What a Starbucks hag!
Dude 2: Oh my god, is that woman flirting with that younger guy who's making her drink?
Dude 1: Totally looks like it! But look- she looks old enough to be his grandma!
Dude 2: What a Starbucks hag!
by K. Schulten March 19, 2009