1. One who accomplishes the feat of being an ass while simultaneously being a pretzel.
2. When a woman's buttocks looks like a pretzel after sexual intercourse.
3. A pretzel-shaped excrement protruding from one's anus.
"Are you seriously going to write a poem about Twilight? You're such an ass-pretzel
"Damn gurl, you's gots some baaad ass-pretzel
"My ass is bustin' out some ass-pretzel
s right now, bro!"
January 23, 2009