A disgrace to Canada and to the rest of the entire human race. Justin Bieber is a 15 year-old male who, almost everyone thinks, has a "talent" for singing, but IRL he looks and sounds like an 8 year old girl.
Found by Usher on YouTube, Bieber has become a worldwide sensation. But for the SMART ones out there, we all know that he's actually a homosexual, talentless douchebag who can't can't do shit. Fangirls actually love him for his "looks" (although he looks like a girl, which means they are all gay).
Many musicians have over 9000 more talent than this piece of trash, but he still gets number one in any situation. This is probably because the dumbass fans who adore him so much don't know one shit about real music, and really need to wake up and get a life.
His most popular songs, One Time, One Less Lonely Girl, Favorite Girl, Baby etc. sound repetitive and have weak lyrics. It seems that he can only write about girls and love, which is really really dumb. He probably thinks song writing is easy, since he can only sing "Baby, baby, baby" "One Time" "One less lonely girl" over and over until the song ends. This, in return, attract many brainwashed teens into thinking he is so good at music. On the other hand, people die a little inside from what they just heard on the radio, and throw the thing across the room regretting themselves for hearing such crap.
Girl 2: OMG LIKE, JUSTIN BIEBER, LIKE IS LIKE, SOOO HOT AND, LIKE, I WANT HIS UNDEVELOPED GENITALIA INSIDE ME AND, LIKE, HIS VIDEO ONE TIME IS, LIKE, SO, LIKE FUCKING SEXY, LIKE YEA!!!!
Girl 2: OMG I KNOW! LIKE, HIS NEW VIDEO ONE LESS LONELY GIRL, LIKE, LIKE, IS LIKE, SO HOT, AND JUSTIN IS LIKE, SUPER SEXY THERE! I FEEL SO FUCKING JELUZ LIKE, AT THAT GIRL! JUSTIN IS MINE BITCH!!!11!!!!eleven!!!111!!
Me: Isn't Justin Bieber female?
Friend: Yea. Are you girls gay or something?