A disgrace to Canada and to the rest of the entire human race. Justin Bieber
is a 15 year-old
male who, almost everyone thinks, has a "talent" for singing, but IRL he looks and sounds like an 8 year old girl.
Found by Usher on YouTube, Bieber
has become a worldwide sensation. But for the SMART ones out there, we all know
that he's actually
a homosexual, talentless douchebag
who can't can't do shit. Fangirls actually love
him for his "looks" (although he looks like a girl, which means they are all gay).
Many musicians have over 9000
more talent than this piece of trash, but he still gets number
one in any situation. This is probably
because the dumbass fans
him so much don't know
one shit about real music, and really need to wake
up and get a life.
popular songs, One Time, One Less Lonely Girl, Favorite
Girl, Baby etc. sound repetitive and have weak lyrics. It seems that he can only write about girls and love
, which is really really dumb. He probably
thinks song writing is easy, since
he can only sing "Baby, baby, baby" "One Time" "One less lonely girl" over and over until the song ends. This, in return, attract many brainwashed teens into thinking he is so good at music. On the other hand, people die a little inside
from what they just heard on the radio, and throw the thing across the room regretting themselves for hearing
Girl 2: OMG LIKE, JUSTIN BIEBER, LIKE IS LIKE, SOOO HOT AND, LIKE, I WANT HIS UNDEVELOPED GENITALIA INSIDE ME AND, LIKE, HIS VIDEO ONE TIME IS, LIKE, SO, LIKE FUCKING
SEXY, LIKE YEA!!!!
Girl 2: OMG I KNOW! LIKE, HIS NEW VIDEO ONE LESS
LONELY GIRL, LIKE, LIKE, IS LIKE, SO HOT, AND JUSTIN IS LIKE, SUPER SEXY THERE! I FEEL SO FUCKING
JELUZ LIKE, AT THAT GIRL! JUSTIN IS MINE
Me: Isn't Justin Bieber female?
Friend: Yea. Are you girls gay or something?