2 definitions by Justin R Wilson

Martha Stewart's Vagina

the unpleasant odor characterized by cleaning product scents that attempt to cover up the original unpleasant smell; the air freshener or cleaning product that, instead of fixing the odor, makes it an even more repulsive smell.

Damn, you should've just left your bedroom smelling like sex. That Febreeze just made it smell like Martha Stewart's Vagina up in here!

by Justin R Wilson August 25, 2006

lavender

homosexual, usually fairly identifiable by manurisms. Can be used as an adjective or a noun

That guy over there is so lavender his parents knew he was gay before he did.

by Justin R Wilson August 28, 2006