1 definition by Justin Case Youwerewondering

When your poop has so much iron in it that when you get up and look at it, it already slid all the way down the toilet.
Guy #1: "Dude, it felt like a gnarly turd, but when I got up, there wasn't anything in the toilet..."

Guy #2: "Bro, that's what you call an 'anchor'."
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