111 definitions by Justicewithtacosandweed

Donuting

To start a security guard pursuit while shopping cart racing by doing doughnuts in front of them.

Person 1: I just did some donuting in front of this security guard and now I’m wantes by the store, over!
Person 2: Alright we’ll set you up an escape route over.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018

Need for speed most Wanted 2012

A game that was originally supposed to be a remake and sequel to the original Most Wanted 2005 game but was rushed and had too many programming difficulties when Criterion games were developing it.

Let’s play some need for speed most wanted 2012! Even though it’s unfinished, it still is really good.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 24, 2018

Hoho The Monkey

To have an extremely violent and dangerous fiery temper to the point where you start complaining in front of everyone and start abusing others violently.

Guy: AHHHHHHH! I’m not getting anything I want today. First there wasn’t any chicks to kiss. Then my girl cheated on me. Now there aren’t any super duper weed left. I’m so mad!
Girl: He’s pulling a Hoho the Monkey. I didn’t really cheat on him and there’s lots of super duper weed left.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018

RUI

Redditing Under the Influence.

I was chatting some some guy on a thread about chainsaws until someone came on, starting acting crazy on there, and then got banned for a RUI.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 24, 2018

Water Topple

When someone jumps off a diving board or gets ejected out of a water slide and then you dive right into the slide as well right after them and land on top of them and almost risk hurting them.

I water toppled my little brother but we survived. He is a pretty good and skilled swimmer.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

Nodder

Someone who mastruabtes with condoms on.

Even though nodders are weird, at least they’re being responsible for when they do the real thing.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018