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Jerkless January is an event in which, if you failed NNN, you are to go the entire month of January without jerking off, for if you failed NNN, you will be redeemed if you participate in JJ, but if you fail NNN AND JJ, then you will be classified as the inbred fucking failure you are (but only if you decided to participate in NNN (or JJ) in the first place)! People who won NNN can also partake in JJ, anyone is able to do JJ, and besides, I`m sure it would be good for you if you were the retard who decided to participate in Destroy your Dick December.
Fred: Zack, I think I`m gonna participate in Jerkless January this year.
Zack: I believe in you! We may have failed NNN, but we will not fail this month!!
Zack: I believe in you! We may have failed NNN, but we will not fail this month!!
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 19, 2021
Get the Jerkless Januarymug. Fly 13 (Verb): To engage in any; whether subtle or outright, act or display of incest.
The 13 refers to the number of stars on the Confederate (CSA) flag, which in recent years has been memed as a symbol of incestuous deeds, as well as a number of other redneck shenanigans that typically take place in America. So, to "fly 13" (Fly the flag with the thirteen stars) would mean, as a modern metaphor, to support or proudly take part in incest (Sexual acts or feelings taking place among siblings or close relatives).
The 13 refers to the number of stars on the Confederate (CSA) flag, which in recent years has been memed as a symbol of incestuous deeds, as well as a number of other redneck shenanigans that typically take place in America. So, to "fly 13" (Fly the flag with the thirteen stars) would mean, as a modern metaphor, to support or proudly take part in incest (Sexual acts or feelings taking place among siblings or close relatives).
Ellen: Fuck you Jack! Mom's gonna take us to Auschwitz if she sees the mess we've made!
Jack: Hey! You started it, I had nothing to do with this until you interfered!
Ellen: Playing innocent now? Suck my cunt!
Jack: Woah there, fly 13 I guess...
Jack: Hey! You started it, I had nothing to do with this until you interfered!
Ellen: Playing innocent now? Suck my cunt!
Jack: Woah there, fly 13 I guess...
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic December 25, 2022
Get the Fly 13mug. So it`s like order 66 except instead of the clone troopers hunting down and killing their Jedi generals, they rape them instead. I know, weird... pervert clones!
Darth Sidious: ...the time has come, execute Order 69...
Clone commander: yes my lord.
Jedi: the droid army is advancing to... wait what the fuck are you guys doing?!
Clones: *rape the Jedi*
Clone commander: yes my lord.
Jedi: the droid army is advancing to... wait what the fuck are you guys doing?!
Clones: *rape the Jedi*
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic August 26, 2020
Get the Order 69mug. FUCKED_UP_SHIT!... Alright, porn-watchers, that may offend you but the sad truth is that porn didn`t used to be this way. Porn actually used to be erotic and worth masturbating to. Now all it is is shit like "blonde slut chokes on big cock" or "mom fucks son" or either fucking INCEST or sex slavery which in my opinion is pretty fucked up. I mean only the stuff made by the big porn companies is fucked up. As DopamineReceptors (author on Urban Dictionary) says, "people in porn have low IQs". She/he was referencing how a woman in porn will just suck on a dick that was in her ass 10 seconds ago! This is why amateur porn is valued, it`s the real shit. It`s not fake and it doesn`t body shame people, it`s worth masturbating to. Amateur porn isn`t made by the porn industry and therefore is not evil.
Tashira: Damn, I wish I was as hot as that pornstar…
Kevin: Tashira, are you watching porn again? You know that shit`s fake! Those pornstars are like 70% plastic and put a hell of a lot of makeup on, it`s fake shit. You are perfect just the way you are!
Tashira: I guess you`re right, I don`t need this porn anyway!
Tashira: Did she just vomit? WTF!
Kevin: Tashira, are you watching porn again? You know that shit`s fake! Those pornstars are like 70% plastic and put a hell of a lot of makeup on, it`s fake shit. You are perfect just the way you are!
Tashira: I guess you`re right, I don`t need this porn anyway!
Tashira: Did she just vomit? WTF!
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic October 14, 2020
Get the Pornmug. Derived from the word 'baptism', a snaptism is the day in which any given Snapchat user joins Snapchat. It's to be treated like a digital birthday of sorts.
Zack: Twelve months ago on this day, I created my Snapchat account. Therefore, today is my snaptism
Jack: Happy snaptism!
Jack: Happy snaptism!
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic November 28, 2022
Get the Snaptismmug. by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic October 4, 2020
Get the Tittiesmug. A heavenly place you will go if you are a Christian who lives a good (fun) life. Hell has anything you can imagine! It has games, porn and even a strip club! It has ice cream that never melts (even in hell) and you can get high without any consequences. Alas, hell is a heavenly place where it`s warm, cozy and anything is possible! You don`t have to wear clothes, you can get what you want at any time, you can even go swimming in the lava pool! You can even go to hell if you aren`t Christian, if you`re bored with death, you can travel to hell whenever you want, even if you`re still alive (don`t try that).
Jack: Go to hell!
Mike: What`s wrong with hell?
Jack: Yeah, what is wrong with hell?
Mike: Idk, sounds fun tho!
Mike: What`s wrong with hell?
Jack: Yeah, what is wrong with hell?
Mike: Idk, sounds fun tho!
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic October 25, 2020
Get the Hellmug.