JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic's definitions
So it`s like order 66 except instead of the clone troopers hunting down and killing their Jedi generals, they rape them instead. I know, weird... pervert clones!
Darth Sidious: ...the time has come, execute Order 69...
Clone commander: yes my lord.
Jedi: the droid army is advancing to... wait what the fuck are you guys doing?!
Clones: *rape the Jedi*
Clone commander: yes my lord.
Jedi: the droid army is advancing to... wait what the fuck are you guys doing?!
Clones: *rape the Jedi*
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic August 26, 2020
Get the Order 69mug. A multiple of 89 and 780.
The act of performing simultaneous oral sex (69) while hitting a bong. (420)
The act of performing simultaneous oral sex (69) while hitting a bong. (420)
Person 1: Hey, did you know that 69420 is a multiple of 89?
Person 2: 89? What's that?
Person 1: Titty fucking.
Person 2: Oh, right. Titty fucking is nice. Wait.... 69420 is a multiple of 89?
Person 1: Yes. 89 x 13 = 1157 x 6 = 6942 x 10 obviously = 69420. Weren't you paying attention in math class?
Person 2: 69 is nice, 420 is nice, and so is 89. So if 69420 is a multiple of 89, that makes it triple nice!
Catholic: But it's also a multiple of 13. So it's unholy. The preachers weren't lying when they said sex and drugs were evil.
Person 2: Fuck off, catholic!
Catholic: Alright then. Good luck burning in hell....
Person 1: YOU go burn in hell!
Catholic: I can't. God will grant me my worthy place in heaven.
Person 2: 89? What's that?
Person 1: Titty fucking.
Person 2: Oh, right. Titty fucking is nice. Wait.... 69420 is a multiple of 89?
Person 1: Yes. 89 x 13 = 1157 x 6 = 6942 x 10 obviously = 69420. Weren't you paying attention in math class?
Person 2: 69 is nice, 420 is nice, and so is 89. So if 69420 is a multiple of 89, that makes it triple nice!
Catholic: But it's also a multiple of 13. So it's unholy. The preachers weren't lying when they said sex and drugs were evil.
Person 2: Fuck off, catholic!
Catholic: Alright then. Good luck burning in hell....
Person 1: YOU go burn in hell!
Catholic: I can't. God will grant me my worthy place in heaven.
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic August 25, 2020
Get the 69420mug. To masturbate, it`s not rocket science.
Kevin: Well... I`ve really never masturbated before...
Ellen: Come on! Give it a whirl!
Misunderstanding at it`s finest!!
Ellen: Come on! Give it a whirl!
Misunderstanding at it`s finest!!
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 11, 2021
Get the Give it a whirlmug. A challenge created by me, in which you and another person each go on UD and press the random definition button on Urbandictionary.com, you then press any blue highlighted definition, and the chain goes on, definition after definition. The trick however, is not to land on a dirty/sexual/drug-related (depends how you play it) definition, the last one to land on a dirty definition wins. This game can also be played in a group.
Justanothersickfuckonurbandic: Hey guys! Let`s play this game I created, it`s called "The Urban Dictionary Challenge!"
Kevin: Wow, Justanothersickfuckonurbandic, what a great idea! How is it played?
*explains how to play*
Justanothersickfuckonurbandic: I bet $69,420 for whoever wins!
Kevin: Wow, Justanothersickfuckonurbandic, what a great idea! How is it played?
*explains how to play*
Justanothersickfuckonurbandic: I bet $69,420 for whoever wins!
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 6, 2021
Get the The Urban Dictionary Challengemug. The act of posting a message in every single chat in every Discord server you are in, as well as every personal, and group DM. This act has no known reason or benefit, although it has been thought to be able to revive dead servers.
Mike: Why do I have so many Discord notifications?
Zack: Oh, that's because Tashira went on a bombing run... again.
Zack: Oh, that's because Tashira went on a bombing run... again.
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic November 27, 2021
Get the Bombing runmug. Where two people trust each other so much that they share their passwords to their email account with each other... with consent, that is. Then they look into each other`s stuff because they have nothing to hide from each other.
Mike: Me and Nova had digital sex last night!
Jack: Really? Me and Sarah have digital sex all the time! Turns out she watches the same porn as I do.
Mike: I gotta have digital sex with Nova more often!
Jack: Really? Me and Sarah have digital sex all the time! Turns out she watches the same porn as I do.
Mike: I gotta have digital sex with Nova more often!
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 6, 2021
Get the Digital sexmug. To ejaculate; to go number four means to ejaculate, whether from a penis or a vulva. To explain the structure; number one means to urinate, number two denotes defecation, number three refers to vomiting, and number four equates to ejaculation.
Mike: Holy shit! There's Nova!
Zack: Over there?
Mike: Oh fuck! I think I'm about to go number 4! I'll be right back!
Zack: Oh, ok then!
Nova: Hi Zack! Where's Mike, he was with you a minute ago, wasn't he?
Zack: Oh yeah, he just went number 4, that's all!
Zack: Over there?
Mike: Oh fuck! I think I'm about to go number 4! I'll be right back!
Zack: Oh, ok then!
Nova: Hi Zack! Where's Mike, he was with you a minute ago, wasn't he?
Zack: Oh yeah, he just went number 4, that's all!
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic February 6, 2022
Get the Number 4mug.