JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic's definitions

Snaptism

Derived from the word 'baptism', a snaptism is the day in which any given Snapchat user joins Snapchat. It's to be treated like a digital birthday of sorts.

Zack: Twelve months ago on this day, I created my Snapchat account. Therefore, today is my snaptism

Jack: Happy snaptism!

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic November 28, 2022

69420

A multiple of 89 and 780.

The act of performing simultaneous oral sex (69) while hitting a bong. (420)

Person 1: Hey, did you know that 69420 is a multiple of 89?
Person 2: 89? What's that?
Person 1: Titty fucking.

Person 2: Oh, right. Titty fucking is nice. Wait.... 69420 is a multiple of 89?

Person 1: Yes. 89 x 13 = 1157 x 6 = 6942 x 10 obviously = 69420. Weren't you paying attention in math class?

Person 2: 69 is nice, 420 is nice, and so is 89. So if 69420 is a multiple of 89, that makes it triple nice!

Catholic: But it's also a multiple of 13. So it's unholy. The preachers weren't lying when they said sex and drugs were evil.
Person 2: Fuck off, catholic!

Catholic: Alright then. Good luck burning in hell....
Person 1: YOU go burn in hell!

Catholic: I can't. God will grant me my worthy place in heaven.

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic August 25, 2020

Urban Dictionary

A website designed specifically for people to submit definitions of things written in their own words, whether it be modern slang or otherwise. Let's face it though, nearly everyone who knows about Urban Dictionary knows that 90% of it's definitions are sexual, and those that aren't are likely either racism, retarded trends, or the names of the user's classmates. Many deem this site immature, and "dominated by 10 year olds", and while not 100% true, right to some degree. I mean, the level of vulgar things on here is exponential, and so is the thrill of all the sick fucks who post them, and I myself posted my first definition as an aspiring 10 year old. But as an Urban Dictionary user, I don't hate it, I merely find amusement in the oddity of UD's grand archive, as well as many of UD's exaggerated stereotypes. Too many people seem to assimilate Urban Dictionary with some kind of a hellhole, or a shady ally where a mass of drug dealers hang out, but this is rather exaggerated; Urban Dictionary is more like a crowded bar with drunk people that party like animals, hell, Urban Dictionary is paradise city compared to websites like Twitter and that gas chamber TikTok! But I digress, to say that I'm some kind of exception to the weirdness that controls the mind of a UD user would be like saying that climate change doesn't exist.

I mean, look at my definitions: foick, order 69, dongademon... The top definition of "TITTIES" was made by ME! Just another sick fuck on Urban Dic! So no, I'm definitely not an exception, and people who hate me (and other Urban Dics) just for being a UD user who contributes to that golden 90% are morons. Anyway, I could write a library on this topic, but unfortunately if I recall correctly, Urban Dictionary has a new character limit, so I'll have to stop here.

-Yours truly; Just Another Sick Fuck On Urban Dictionary

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic November 1, 2021

Hell

A heavenly place you will go if you are a Christian who lives a good (fun) life. Hell has anything you can imagine! It has games, porn and even a strip club! It has ice cream that never melts (even in hell) and you can get high without any consequences. Alas, hell is a heavenly place where it`s warm, cozy and anything is possible! You don`t have to wear clothes, you can get what you want at any time, you can even go swimming in the lava pool! You can even go to hell if you aren`t Christian, if you`re bored with death, you can travel to hell whenever you want, even if you`re still alive (don`t try that).

Jack: Go to hell!
Mike: What`s wrong with hell?
Jack: Yeah, what is wrong with hell?
Mike: Idk, sounds fun tho!

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic October 25, 2020

Alpha Bitch

Someone who is bossy, rude, bitchy, and has no rivals/bullies. While they are almost always found in schools, they can also be found in similar places. An alpha bitch is usually seen as a responsible, inspiring, and helpful leader in the eyes of their superiors (whether that be their teachers, their boss, etc), but that couldn't be farther from the truth, for when their superiors aren't around, they feel like they can rule over everyone and impose restrictions on other people. I should also mention the fact that they feel the need to snitch on people whenever they get the chance, and that can be for the smallest thing, like swearing or breaking the most retarded rule ever, and then they just turn around and do the same god-damned thing, because they know nobody is going to snitch on them, because if they did, their superiors would never believe that the "responsible, helpful, leader" did something bad. An alpha bitch will also, at times, insult people, and when they do, many people around them usually start to laugh, the alpha bitch will continue to roast you like a chicken for however long they please; but god-forbid you EVER have the AUDACITY to insult them back, for if you do, they will play the victim like crazy, then they, along with their friends, will give you a beating for the ages!

Ellen: Hey, Zack, take that retarded bracelet off before I kick you in the balls!
Zack: Why?
Ellen: Why? Because, or else I'll fuck your mom!
*Everyone except for Zack erupts in laughter*
Zack: You have no reason to tell me that, you have no authority over me you stupid retard!
Ellen: Oh my god! We do not say that word! Do you have any idea what that means?
Zack: You said it like one minute ago!
Ellen: It doesn't matter!
*Ellen's friend snitches on Zack*
Kevin: Zack, you idiot! She's an alpha bitch!
Zack: So....?

Kevin: Not only are you in deep shit for saying the R-word, but she's gonna beat you to death for insulting her.

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic July 30, 2021

Order 69

So it`s like order 66 except instead of the clone troopers hunting down and killing their Jedi generals, they rape them instead. I know, weird... pervert clones!

Darth Sidious: ...the time has come, execute Order 69...
Clone commander: yes my lord.
Jedi: the droid army is advancing to... wait what the fuck are you guys doing?!
Clones: *rape the Jedi*

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic August 26, 2020

Jerkless January

Jerkless January is an event in which, if you failed NNN, you are to go the entire month of January without jerking off, for if you failed NNN, you will be redeemed if you participate in JJ, but if you fail NNN AND JJ, then you will be classified as the inbred fucking failure you are (but only if you decided to participate in NNN (or JJ) in the first place)! People who won NNN can also partake in JJ, anyone is able to do JJ, and besides, I`m sure it would be good for you if you were the retard who decided to participate in Destroy your Dick December.

Fred: Zack, I think I`m gonna participate in Jerkless January this year.
Zack: I believe in you! We may have failed NNN, but we will not fail this month!!

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 19, 2021