1 definition by Just Tom
Typically used by fraternity members, the risk manager assesses the drunkenness of their fellow members and lets them know how many more drinks they can have before reaching a level where they would experience “whiskey dick”
Michael: Yooo Tom as risk manager, I’ve had 12 drinks in 3 hours but really want to hook up with this girl and also keep drinking, what’s my risk status?
Tom: Thanks for asking Michael, judging off of your height and weight and your history, I’d say you’re at a level 7 and could have 2-3 more beverages.
Michael: Thanks Tom
Tom: Thanks for asking Michael, judging off of your height and weight and your history, I’d say you’re at a level 7 and could have 2-3 more beverages.
Michael: Thanks Tom
by Just Tom November 8, 2017