Jupiter Armstrong's definitions

Ace and Gary

n. two males who happen to be superheroes whos sexual orientation remains a mystery
see also Bert and Ernie, Robin

"We're not Ace and Gary," yelled Jacob as he told Jody's half brother Felix to remove his phallis from his ass.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

cock patron

n. one who frequently spends money on cock

Jacob thought Jody was such a good cock patron that he gave her a freebie.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

Bert and Ernie

n. two males who live together and often sleep in the same bed in a neighborhood where giant canaries, coke fiend mastadons, cookie enthusiasts, vampires with a fettish for numbers, a talking carpet who is disgruntled and live in a trash can, and a doll who begs to be "tickled" terrorize deaf mutes and a Latina woman usually named Maria

There is really no need with a definition like that.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

nawmean

expression for "Do you know what I mean."

Jacob asked Jody,"Nawmean?" and she replied,"Sure, I nawyoumean."

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

tical

n. a blunt that ass been soaked in syrup or anything else sweet and let dried to later be smoked

Jacob said,"Thats John Blaze," and passed the blunt to Jody while listening to Method Man's first album entitled "Tical."

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

hooded man in the canoe

n. a figurative way for saying clit, and abomination created by woman scientist in the early 60's as way of coping with penis envy

"Hey, it does kind of look like a hooded man in a canoe," Jacob said as he was examining the vagina of Jody while on a lake where a man wearing a hood and riding in canoe passed by.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

Jupiter Armstrong

1-v. the act of filling a girls vagina with a 18 inch or more cock and causing internal hemmoraging and days even weeks of walking bow-legged and may even sometimes require the use of a wheelchair or walking aid

2-n. a male whose sexual prowess is only matched by his witty banter and ability

Jacob Jupiter Armstronged Jody and broke two of her ribs.

Jacob is such a Jupiter Armstrong, thought Jody.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004