15 definitions by Jupiter Armstrong

Top Definition
n. a blunt that ass been soaked in syrup or anything else sweet and let dried to later be smoked
Jacob said,"Thats John Blaze," and passed the blunt to Jody while listening to Method Man's first album entitled "Tical."
by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004
n. two males who live together and often sleep in the same bed in a neighborhood where giant canaries, coke fiend mastadons, cookie enthusiasts, vampires with a fettish for numbers, a talking carpet who is disgruntled and live in a trash can, and a doll who begs to be "tickled" terrorize deaf mutes and a Latina woman usually named Maria
There is really no need with a definition like that.
by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004
n. the greatest group in Motown and Music History, better known for their hits "My Girl", "The way you do the things you do", "I wish it would rain", "Since I lost my Baby", "Just my imagination", and a long list of hits performed by David Ruffin and Eddie Kendricks the two greatest Temps
"Hey Jody do you like the Temptations?" asked Jacob.
"Yes, yes I do," answered Jody.
by Jupiter Armstrong April 20, 2004
n. a female with homosexual tendencies whos has surpassed the rank of padawan lesbian; see also female golfer
"Jody is such an Uber Dyke," thought Jacob when he caught her with her tounge in Carla's snatch.
by Jupiter Armstrong April 21, 2004
expression for "Do you know what I mean."
Jacob asked Jody,"Nawmean?" and she replied,"Sure, I nawyoumean."
by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004
n. when a infestation of pubic lice becomes so severe that it begins to surround the anus and an unkowing person begins to perform oral sex on the anus
"Surprise!" Jody yelled as Jacob began to gag after licking her ass,"Its Crab Salad."
by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004
n. title given to he who can masturbate and feel no shame, whose penis' texture is like leather, predict his exact point of ejaculation, can get it under 30 seconds, does not break a sweat, and will occaisionally yawn while doing it
Jody thought Jacob was the true MASTERbater when she caught him masturbating and pressing a pair of slacks while talking on the phone selling timeshares in Florida.
by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004
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