4 definitions by Juni Wolfen
People-watching term. A clockstopper is a person who is so horrendously ugly that they can stop time.
by Juni Wolfen August 24, 2005
A cheap knock-off of a designer handbag. A combination of the names "Gucchi" and "Coach". Ususally painfully obvious that the bag is a fake.
by Juni Wolfen July 29, 2005
A combonation of the words "mega" and "retard". Often used as an insult whenever someone says something very obvious or very stupid.
"My friend just asked me what the difference is between third degree murder and third degree burns."
“I don’t know why you hang out with that megatard.”
“I don’t know why you hang out with that megatard.”
by Juni Wolfen July 10, 2005
A person who is addicted to tanning booths, tanning cream, the sun, etc. Often looks like Oompa Loompa.
by Juni Wolfen August 21, 2005