4 definitions by Jughead Jones - I define names

Jughead Jones

A very attractive, and smart young man. His real name is Forsythe Pendleton Jones III. He is a very talented writer, and he's also quite cute. (Notice me senpai) He is dating Betty Cooper, and is also good friends with Veronica Lodge and Archie Andrews.

Jughead: It's called Necrophilia, Reggie. Can you spell it?
Reggie: Jughead Jones, I swear to god...

by Jughead Jones - I define names October 28, 2018

Ethan

A really hot guy, yet cute guy. He is the definition of cute, and don't tell anybody else otherwise. He is sweet, caring, and modest. He is one of the top 5 most popular guys in school, but doesn't use it against people. He includes any and everyone. Ethan is extremely athletic, and typically plays sports in his free time. If he isn't playing sports, he is hanging out with his friends. Ethan is funny, as he can make anybody laugh. He always has a smile on his face, and is an optimist. He doesn't date the hot, rich, popular girls like the rest of his friends. He dates shy, cute, unnoticed girls. You are extremely lucky to have him. NEVER let him go.

Notice me, Senpai. I love you, Ethan. <333

Girl 1: Omg did you hear Jessica broke up with Ethan?
Girl 2: *Gasp* No way. She is going to be sorry she left his ass.

Girl 1: At least I have a chance with him now!

by Jughead Jones - I define names October 7, 2018

Sylvie

A total bitch who thinks she's better than everyone else. She thinks she's "so smart", but she is only book smart, and has no knowledge of how you're supposed to act. Nobody likes her - yet she tries to be everyone's friend. You have to pretend to be her friend or else she'll come after you like a piece of prey. Sylvie has mega anger issues, which everybody finds annoying. She doesn't want anything to do with the 21st century, and she thinks technology is stupid. She has no life whatsoever, and if it's not educational, she doesn't want anything to do with it. Sylvie won't succeed far in life, because smarts aren't the only thing that matter! If your coworkers don't like you, you're getting your ass fired! I wouldn't hire somebody like her in a heartbeat! She can't work in groups, she isn't social at all, she is so self-absorbed, and lacks any empathy. I'm pretty sure she's a sociopath, too. Don't trust anybody with this name - stay far away from them. Sylvie also is overly obsessed with presidents, politics, and history - And everybody hates it.

Girl 1: Hey, did you know if we had any-
Sylvie (aka a bitch): DO NOT TALK TO ME!!!! IF IT'S NOT ABOUT POLITICS AND HISTORY I DON'T WANT TO HEAR A WORD FROM YOUR DAMN MOUTH

Girl 1: Okay, okay, ch-

Bitch: EXCUSE ME?!??!?! I DO NOT CHILL. NOW GO DIE!!!!

by Jughead Jones - I define names October 9, 2018

Maddux

The best man in the world. He is in the jock group, but he is nicer, and sweeter. He is one of the most popular guys in school, but is still very modest. He doesn't fall for the hot, popular, rich girls like the other guys in his squad; he falls for the cute, shy, unnoticed girls. He isn't as hot as his friends, he is more cute. A Maddux cares about everyone and their feelings. He is very athletic, typically playing sports at recess. In his free time, he hangs out with his friends. Any girl is lucky to get themselves a Maddux. He will take very good care of you, and will never betray you. A Maddux is loyal, smart, and awkward (in a good way).

Please notice me, Senpai. I love you, Maddux. <333

Girl 1: Did you see that guy? He is soooo cute

Girl 2: He's definitely a Maddux

Girl 1: Let's go talk to him

by Jughead Jones - I define names October 7, 2018