3 definitions by Judas Cross
by Judas Cross March 20, 2020
by Judas Cross March 17, 2020
A small battery-operated ultraviolet light one uses to find semen stains in hotel room beddings. The use of the word PROTEIN incorporates a humorous euphemism.
We realized the maid had skipped changing the sheets, but my PROTEIN SCANNER found the evidence of a rendezvous the previous night.
by Judas Cross June 9, 2020