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Definitions by JuanNephrota
retortoise
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Someone who thinks of a witty response too
late
for it to be
funny
. A combination of the word retort and
tortoise
.
That would have been
funny
five
minutes
ago,
too bad
you're a retortoise.
retortoise
by
JuanNephrota
August 14, 2012
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