12 definitions by Juan nutt
The most ruthless North Korean hard labor prison encampment in Pyongyang, that inprisons the guilty individual along with three generations of their family as well for life.
Craig: I'm not really into this. It kinda sucks here in Pyongyang, Camp 14. Its hot and feel like they're working us too hard. Even Grandma is complaining.
Johnnysan: Helllll ya! This place is fo SUCKAS!!!
Craig: but the dirt pudding here is way better than Camp 13.
Johnnysan: Damn right!
Craig: You already know.
Johnnysan: Helllll ya! This place is fo SUCKAS!!!
Craig: but the dirt pudding here is way better than Camp 13.
Johnnysan: Damn right!
Craig: You already know.
by Juan nutt August 26, 2015
A polite way of sexual expression directed towards any female with a big ass that is typically mumbled to ones self or in the proximity of a fellow perv.
Craig: Damn. Look at her over there
J Love: Awwwrightttt!
Craig: She's keeping it THICK.
J Love: She's keeping it REAL.
Craig: She's keeping it REAL THICK!
J Love: Hell ya!
J Love: Cut me a piece.
J Love: Awwwrightttt!
Craig: She's keeping it THICK.
J Love: She's keeping it REAL.
Craig: She's keeping it REAL THICK!
J Love: Hell ya!
J Love: Cut me a piece.
by Juan nutt August 27, 2015
Craig-" Damn... Joe sure got drunk tonight. I saw him leave the bar tonight with with a heinous lookin' bitch.
Mark-" What a horse slapper!"
Craig-" Whooooooooaaaaahhh Nelly!!!!!
Mark-" What a horse slapper!"
Craig-" Whooooooooaaaaahhh Nelly!!!!!
by Juan nutt March 2, 2011
El Toro- " She sure has a pretty mouth!"
Ray- " Yeah...she might not have starred in "Deliverance", but she knows how to work the land snorkel."
Ray- " Yeah...she might not have starred in "Deliverance", but she knows how to work the land snorkel."
by Juan nutt March 8, 2011
Craig: Hey Johnny. Why is Tone going to Syria?
Johnny Lovebone: I dunna know?... Probably just taking a vacation with Steve.
Craig: With kids???
Johnny Lovebone: Hell ya!!!
Craig: Wow! That's cool.
Johnny Lovebine: Damn right. I don't give a FUCK!!!
Craig: He is SOOOOOO gay.
Johnny Lovebone: Duh? Did you see his socks?
Craig: I sure did. What a homo. Looks like the vanilla isis will be utilising his mouth as a Guantanamo purse.
Johnny Lovebone: Ho Eazaaaay!!!
Johnny Lovebone: I dunna know?... Probably just taking a vacation with Steve.
Craig: With kids???
Johnny Lovebone: Hell ya!!!
Craig: Wow! That's cool.
Johnny Lovebine: Damn right. I don't give a FUCK!!!
Craig: He is SOOOOOO gay.
Johnny Lovebone: Duh? Did you see his socks?
Craig: I sure did. What a homo. Looks like the vanilla isis will be utilising his mouth as a Guantanamo purse.
Johnny Lovebone: Ho Eazaaaay!!!
by Juan nutt April 14, 2015
Matt: " Check out that little Italian dude putting the moves on that hot American breezy! "
Jimmy: " What a tool. "
Matt: " No... just a Euro! "
Matt: " Yeah. A 5 foot 3 europeeon. "
Jimmy: " I bet he's got a HUMMER. "
Jimmy: " What a tool. "
Matt: " No... just a Euro! "
Matt: " Yeah. A 5 foot 3 europeeon. "
Jimmy: " I bet he's got a HUMMER. "
by Juan nutt October 30, 2011
Craig: Hey Bob, how's your chowder bullets?
Bob: My what???
Craig: Your chowder bullets.
Bob: What are chowder bullets?
Craig: I don't know but they're all over your back.
Bob: My what???
Craig: Your chowder bullets.
Bob: What are chowder bullets?
Craig: I don't know but they're all over your back.
by Juan nutt March 16, 2011