2 definitions by Joyce Jamesson

Top Definition
the dastardly efforts of a woman to injure a penis located inside of her through excessive force exerted by her kegel muscles
Julia tried to pull a squeeze play on me last night, but I thwarted her efforts with a strategically inserted anal plug.
by Joyce Jamesson January 29, 2008
the pleasurable wetting of the sinus system by means of a squirt of cum directed into the nostril(s)
Justin thought he'd feel demeaned if I came on his face, but no one is demeaned by a wet walnut.
by Joyce Jamesson January 31, 2008

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