All matter even a fart is made up of one of four substances, gas fart, solid poop, liquid fuice, or plasma plart. A plart is when you fart or drop a duece and the gas form of a turd known as fart is accompanied by a plasma goo, usually very warm.
Michael: a crap, I just farted and somethin' else came out with it.
Josh: did you shart?
Josh: did you fuice?
Michael: No, I think I plarted.