Definitions by Joseph Mihalski

Jesus Burrito

A Burrito made by Jesus. The holiest burrito known to man. Also see Moses Taco.

"Man, eating a Jesus Burrito is like going to church everyday for a month straight and then getting really bad gas."

Jesus Burrito by Joseph Mihalski February 5, 2004

Moses taco 

The mightiest taco of all. Get lost in a spreaded sea of spicey beef, cheese and vegetables. Yes, the Moses taco is indeed mighty. Also see Jesus Burrito and Satan Sandwich.

"Man, this Moses taco makes me want to free some Jews."

Moses taco by Joseph Mihalski February 5, 2004