6 definitions by Jordan Ched
The smartest guy you will ever meet. But he texts you out of no where saying "your gay" so it's best not to give Jordan Chen your number.
Guy 1: Dude if your stuck as Jordan Chen for help, he helped me with my Chemistry homework, but make sure not to give him your number..
Guy 2: Alright, I'll ask for help but why shouldn't I give him my number?
Guy 1: He texts you randomly and says "your gay"..
Guy 2: Oh.. I'll keep that in mind..
Guy 2: Alright, I'll ask for help but why shouldn't I give him my number?
Guy 1: He texts you randomly and says "your gay"..
Guy 2: Oh.. I'll keep that in mind..
by Jordan Ched October 22, 2020
Should be next to become president! Not only is he smart, but he is smart! He is also rich and plays video games, which will make gamers happy too!
Guy 1: Dude, vote Jordan 2024! He's gonna save us all!
Guy 2: Yeah! I voted him like 10 times, because he's just too good!
Jordan: Hey! Wanna play some games?
Guy 1 & 2: OMFDYFSUIDOHCSIPCOACOPSJAPCP
Guy 2: Yeah! I voted him like 10 times, because he's just too good!
Jordan: Hey! Wanna play some games?
Guy 1 & 2: OMFDYFSUIDOHCSIPCOACOPSJAPCP
by Jordan Ched November 4, 2020
Guy 1: Yo dude, are you friends with that Stephen Zeng kid?
Guy 2: Yeah, why?
Guy 1: I would not talk to him if I were you because he moaned in my ear like 30 times yesterday..
Guy 2: Dude.. wtf??
Guy 2: Yeah, why?
Guy 1: I would not talk to him if I were you because he moaned in my ear like 30 times yesterday..
Guy 2: Dude.. wtf??
by Jordan Ched October 23, 2020
by Jordan Ched October 26, 2020
Guy 1: Be careful of Jordan Ched! He is a fake of the original Jordan.. If you talk to him you'll be considered gay..
Guy 2: Yeah I heard.. He the gayest dude around right?..
Jordan Ched: HEY!! WANNA PLAY SOME LEAGUE?
Guy 2: Yeah I heard.. He the gayest dude around right?..
Jordan Ched: HEY!! WANNA PLAY SOME LEAGUE?
by Jordan Ched October 21, 2020
One of the most craziest dudes out there. He has balls of steel! Literally! He will do anything he says.
Guy 1: Dude.. did you hear? Derpichuwu emailed the principle with a really huge complaint.. he got balls of steel..
Guy 2: YEAH I SAW! He is insane dude.. he's a legend that will go down in the book of history.
Guy 2: YEAH I SAW! He is insane dude.. he's a legend that will go down in the book of history.
by Jordan Ched October 27, 2020