2 definitions by Jonny Unitas
A BLOWJOB!!!!!!!!
Fellatio Head
That's it!, Just another word for a BJ!
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Fellatio Head
That's it!, Just another word for a BJ!
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**BEST EXPLAINATION**
Made popular by some whiny slut on the "stupid box" (TV).
It is a conversation between Kelis (Proud slut) and wanna-be sluts.
"My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard."
- My Blowjobs are so good, all the guys want one from me.
"And they're like, it's better than yours."
- And the guys say, the way I (Kelis) suck a dick, is better than how you (wanna-be sluts) can suck a dick.
"Damn right it's better than yours"
- Of course I can suck a dick, I'm a Top Slut!!
"I could teach you, But I have to charge"
- I 'll tell you how, but you'll owe me FOREVER! (See Andy Dick in Old School for proper reference to BJ classes)
"I see you're on it
You want me to teach thee
Techniques that freaks these boys"
- OK ready? First place penis head in mouth, Don't forget to gently massage the Ballz, they love that.
"It can't be bought
Just the thieves get caught
Watch if you're smart"
- Some may imitate me, but the guys know how much better their balls are in my mouf! So, pay attention!
It is a conversation between Kelis (Proud slut) and wanna-be sluts.
"My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard."
- My Blowjobs are so good, all the guys want one from me.
"And they're like, it's better than yours."
- And the guys say, the way I (Kelis) suck a dick, is better than how you (wanna-be sluts) can suck a dick.
"Damn right it's better than yours"
- Of course I can suck a dick, I'm a Top Slut!!
"I could teach you, But I have to charge"
- I 'll tell you how, but you'll owe me FOREVER! (See Andy Dick in Old School for proper reference to BJ classes)
"I see you're on it
You want me to teach thee
Techniques that freaks these boys"
- OK ready? First place penis head in mouth, Don't forget to gently massage the Ballz, they love that.
"It can't be bought
Just the thieves get caught
Watch if you're smart"
- Some may imitate me, but the guys know how much better their balls are in my mouf! So, pay attention!
by Jonny Unitas September 17, 2007
A Butt Whore is a term derived to describe A Mediocre Slut, that you just use for a piece of Ass. These are whores that you would not frequent more than necessary, & certainly not for any reason other than some easy Ass or to retrieve a watch you left behind.
Did you do anything last night?
--Not really, I met some Butt Whores downtown & got laid, but that's about it.
What do you mean you don't know any chicks, what about those ones from last Friday?
--Oh, those were just some stupid Butt Whores. Let's go find some REAL Sluts!
--Not really, I met some Butt Whores downtown & got laid, but that's about it.
What do you mean you don't know any chicks, what about those ones from last Friday?
--Oh, those were just some stupid Butt Whores. Let's go find some REAL Sluts!
by Jonny Unitas October 9, 2007