2 definitions by Jonny Bell

Chainsaw wank

Only for those who are true hardcore mutha fuckas.
To beat one off with the aid of a chainsaw, or if truly a balla-ass nigga, duel chainsaws (2) SHALL BE USED TO RUB ONE OUT. boo YAH!

And it goes without sayin, being hardcore as fuck is perfectly acceptable comprimise for bloodloss.

Only the foolish or the brave but foolish or the hard as fuckin nails steps up to the chainsaw wank.

Bizzle dawg:
Oi don't mess with him, that blokes ard as fuck, has a chainsaw wank before breakfast.
Dooche Larou:
Fuck me!

by Jonny Bell May 25, 2008

quimjob

The practice of geting the male sh-long off via thrusting it not in, but accross the female quim.

Dude what a fuckin good quimjob sara gave me last night, she's such a fuckin cock slut

by Jonny Bell June 11, 2007