1 definition by Jonathan Hazleton
Some midget that lives down by the creek. Spends most of his day sippin' lean and hoping the LA Clippers can catch a meaty W. Mans like 4"11, has a huge cock though. Not really funny, loves making jokes though, and spends most of his time fantasying about being 7FT. That's why he plays 2K, makes some fucking 7FT"3 post-hooking cheese. What a CUNT. Now, let's talk about his height more man, I mean, bruh, thinks he gon' make the NBA or some shit. Lil midget wouldn't even makes the WNBA. lol.
Down on the creek he has a little hut he calls his crib, lives right next to a Walmart and begs people passing by for a tip. He is unemployment and is one of the retards causing the economy to crash, Get a job. He uses illegal streaming sites to watch the NBA, and is pretty lonely in general. Heard he was arrested twice for soliciting prostitution and conspiracy to kill the Lakers GM!!! He told me if the Clippers don't win the title, he would cut off his junk. What a LONER!
Down on the creek he has a little hut he calls his crib, lives right next to a Walmart and begs people passing by for a tip. He is unemployment and is one of the retards causing the economy to crash, Get a job. He uses illegal streaming sites to watch the NBA, and is pretty lonely in general. Heard he was arrested twice for soliciting prostitution and conspiracy to kill the Lakers GM!!! He told me if the Clippers don't win the title, he would cut off his junk. What a LONER!
Yo, that Maxton has the mental capacity of an autistic turtle combined with donkey with down-syndrome.
by Jonathan Hazleton September 7, 2020