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2 definitions by Jonas Ivo

 
1.
Used to indicate that something will give you a serious beating if you challenge it. Usually used in conjunction with "teh".

Dirk Nowitzki may look like a hayseed but he is teh beatz!

Kurzohrrüsselspringer is teh beatz!

I'm teh beatz - you suxorz!
by Jonas Ivo September 10, 2006
 
2.
The uber champion. The one who will always win. See beatz.
I'm teh beatz!

Chuck Norris is teh beatz!
by Jonas Ivo September 10, 2006