1 definition by Jon The Monkey King.
A straight male that befriends Lesbians. Usually lipstick lesbians for the purpose of scoring with her hot straight or bisexually friends. Dike dudes are considered safe because they realize that true lesbians cannot be converted or temped into heterosexual sex and will only have sex with a lesbian upon a direct request. Warning, Dike dudes or still dudes. Drunken flirting is still to be avoided.
Debra made sure to bring her dike dude to the party for protection form any straight guy's advances.
by Jon The Monkey King. October 24, 2008