The feeling of panic that develops in your late twenties as you sense the waning of that first hip, virile, beautiful, anything's-possible stage of adulthood, and approach the next stage, the one that comes with wrinkles and disappointments.
Me: I feel anxious.
You: About what?
Me: Nothing. Everything.
You How old are you?
You: Maybe it's Thirtigo.
Me: Maybe you're a jerk.
You: Suit yourself.
Me: Wait, don't leave. I'm too old to make new friends.
The act of commissioning a work and then muzzling the message when it differs from expectations.
In a blatant act of spensorship, this weekend's performance at the Brooklyn Museum of SSA's (Seriously Angry Artists) "The Brooklyn Museum Must be Destroyed This Weekend, and Everyone in it Must be Obliterated in a Fiery Inferno" has been cancelled, after major funding was withdrawn by the Brooklyn Museum.