1 definition by Jon Michael 44
monique
A traditional name for absolutely positively undoubtedly the most beautiful lady you will ever meet. Moniques origin can be traced to the ancient Roman word Uniques uni-one and ques-why aka meaning so georgeous they are only one in a lifetime . Monique’s are found In the east Fort Worth region in Texas .Sporting a beautiful tan , heartbreak brown eyes , a smile that makes you freeze worse then will Smith in the movie hitch she will have you looking like a dear caught in the headlights and a Monique's only flaw is that they are sooooooo amazingly beautiful , you will be too intimidated to even act on your feel for half a decade because you will be thinking to yourself ... no f-ing way she is single ... but rest assured when you finally pull your balls out of hoe of an ex’s purse a Monique will see that it was her intimidating beauty and unbelievable kindhearted ways that made you hesitate so long. Monique’s are so pure of heart they make you feel so crooked you feel like if you ate a nail you would shit a cork screw , pardon my Texan . She will straighten you out though , once you see a Monique she will be the only thing you ever want to unwrap for Christmas for the rest of your life !
Only the luckiest of men ever gets to be in the presence of Monique.
"Dogg, why you not hitting on them girls they hitting on you ?"
"I am here with Monique"
"You are the luckyist S.O.B. I ever met”
"No shit surelock Holmes !!!"
A traditional name for absolutely positively undoubtedly the most beautiful lady you will ever meet. Moniques origin can be traced to the ancient Roman word Uniques uni-one and ques-why aka meaning so georgeous they are only one in a lifetime . Monique’s are found In the east Fort Worth region in Texas .Sporting a beautiful tan , heartbreak brown eyes , a smile that makes you freeze worse then will Smith in the movie hitch she will have you looking like a dear caught in the headlights and a Monique's only flaw is that they are sooooooo amazingly beautiful , you will be too intimidated to even act on your feel for half a decade because you will be thinking to yourself ... no f-ing way she is single ... but rest assured when you finally pull your balls out of hoe of an ex’s purse a Monique will see that it was her intimidating beauty and unbelievable kindhearted ways that made you hesitate so long. Monique’s are so pure of heart they make you feel so crooked you feel like if you ate a nail you would shit a cork screw , pardon my Texan . She will straighten you out though , once you see a Monique she will be the only thing you ever want to unwrap for Christmas for the rest of your life !
Only the luckiest of men ever gets to be in the presence of Monique.
"Dogg, why you not hitting on them girls they hitting on you ?"
"I am here with Monique"
"You are the luckyist S.O.B. I ever met”
"No shit surelock Holmes !!!"
"Dogg, why you not hitting on them girls they hitting on you ?"
"I am here with Monique"
"You are the luckyist S.O.B. I ever met”
"No shit surelock Holmes !!!"
"I am here with Monique"
"You are the luckyist S.O.B. I ever met”
"No shit surelock Holmes !!!"
by Jon Michael 44 July 31, 2018