3 definitions by Jojo Martinez

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Sandwich I'd Like To Fuck

A Sandwich made so perfectly one would be able to fornicate with previously mentioned sandwich.
"Oh man, that was such a good sandwich I'd basically call that a S.I.L.F."

Guy 1: "dude I just had the best S.I.L.F."
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "SANDWICH I'D LIKE TO FUCK!"
by JoJo Martinez September 29, 2006

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Common definition urban word for a large amount of money, to have large amounts of money.
"Will Smith, and Bill gates have jobs, and they make mad stacks!"

"look, all we have to do is state that we are clincally insane , and then the government will write us checks... I'm talking MAD STACKS, Eugene."
by Jojo Martinez September 01, 2006

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Having been proved one may use the term to describe the intensity of an elevated or confrontational situation. Prior to the use of Michelle Kwan as an example, it may have been appropriate to use other words to measure the situation, such as "donkey kong" or "Vince Vaughn". However, upon the realization that Michelle Kwan made some "real sacrifices" to get where she is, it is more than right to use her name.
Guy #1 "You Want some of this boy? Huh? HUH?"

Guy #2 "No, I don't think this is something you or I want to do..."

Guy #1 "Oh Hell no! It's On! It's on like Michelle Kwan!"
by Jojo Martinez November 07, 2007

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