Definitions by Johnny Ringo

hemhawing 

Not being able to make up your mind. Not being able to make a decision, whether I should do this or should I do that

You want the blonde or the brunette? Quit hemhawing & make up your mind

hemhawing by Johnny Ringo July 28, 2024

Dirty High Chair 

A variation of the famous blumpkin: a woman rides a man whilst he is defecating in a toilet, usually in the reverse cowgirl style, because its weird if they're looking at you.

After months of blumpkins Sally was glad that Rob switched to the dirty high chair.

Dirty High Chair by Johnny Ringo February 10, 2006