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1 definition by Johnny Ringo

 
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A variation of the famous blumpkin: a woman rides a man whilst he is defecating in a toilet, usually in the reverse cowgirl style, because its weird if they're looking at you.
After months of blumpkins Sally was glad that Rob switched to the dirty high chair.
by Johnny Ringo February 10, 2006