Much like a Canteen, but Manlier. Characteristics of a Manteen include:
1. Intense line cutting with no resistance, effectively making a good Samaritan a hungry loser.
2. Underpaid, rancid old whores serving food, unamused by the prefix 'man'.
3. A place designed to allow you to walk too far before you realize you've got the wrong change.
John: Wanna go to the Manteen?
Tim: You mean the Canteen?