Johnny Pseudonym's definitions

The Lord

God's nom de plumé, often abused by televangelists.

The Lord is a coming'! So...set out another place at the table.

by Johnny Pseudonym January 14, 2005

Tanas Shadowblade

Just one of the many simple pawns in a plot for world domination, which is spearheaded by the diabolical Faile. Arch-nemesis of the benevolent and omnisence Mr. DeNacho.

"I love the taste of fresh Baby!"-Tanas Shadowblade

by Johnny Pseudonym January 18, 2005

Transhumanism

A post-modern theory that posits on the perceived benefit to Mankind of having a Cuisinart installed in your rectum.

In the Future, questioning the Transhumanism movement will directly result in the offending party having their body reduced to it's base molecules.

by Johnny Pseudonym February 1, 2008

Johnny Pseudonym

My attempt at being a wise-ass.

Receptionist- Name please?
Me- John Pseudonym
Receptionist-...Security!

by Johnny Pseudonym January 25, 2005

Hydrokenesis

The most common display of mental power, it's the excretion of Urine.

Bill used Hydrokenesis to make the toliet seat very icky.

by Johnny Pseudonym January 20, 2005

hoagie

Old Pennsylvanianish term refering to a Submarine Sandwich.

Gimme' a Italian Hoagie to go...

by Johnny Pseudonym January 25, 2005

Vatican

World's smallest nation. Traditional home of the Pope and the College of Cardinals.

Stop blaming the Vatican for the crimes of the Teutons.

by Johnny Pseudonym January 18, 2005