Johnny Pseudonym's definitions

Golgatha

'Skull Place', otherwise known as calvary hill, it was the place where Christ and other more deserving criminals were taken to be crucified or otherwise simply executed.

" Not born, Shit into Existance!"- NoMan of Golgotha

by Johnny Pseudonym January 19, 2005

Toshiro Mifune

Japanese Actor. His name has become synonymous with sexy awesomeness.

I would go gay for Toshiro Mifune.

by Johnny Pseudonym March 8, 2008

Transhumanism

A post-modern theory that posits on the perceived benefit to Mankind of having a Cuisinart installed in your rectum.

In the Future, questioning the Transhumanism movement will directly result in the offending party having their body reduced to it's base molecules.

by Johnny Pseudonym February 1, 2008

magick

Something that; although you might be tempted to believe, just isn't real. Like free health care.

I don't care what the witch's manual says, it's all fake. Honestly? Do you TimeWarner would really print something like that?

by Johnny Pseudonym August 26, 2005

San Giorgio

Brand of pasta, named in honor of St. George the Dragon Slayer; an early turkish christian knight who saved a pagan syrian town from a dragon and had a mean recipe for Vermicelli in Vodka sauce.

Tony, go get me a box of San Giorgio you brain-dead Bag of Shit!

by Johnny Pseudonym January 25, 2005

Johnny Pseudonym

My attempt at being a wise-ass.

Receptionist- Name please?
Me- John Pseudonym
Receptionist-...Security!

by Johnny Pseudonym January 25, 2005

hoagie

Old Pennsylvanianish term refering to a Submarine Sandwich.

Gimme' a Italian Hoagie to go...

by Johnny Pseudonym January 25, 2005