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Protestant

Those Christians who broke away from the corrupt Catholic Church of the 16th century so that they could form their own judgmental, jingoistic, and batshit crazy sect of Christianty.
Protestant is the P in WASP.
by Johnny Pseudonym June 25, 2005
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Super-China

The Dominion of Super-China is a large, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-working, cynical population of 26 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 21%, but much higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, followed by Trout Farming and Arms Manufacturing.

Military spending is on the increase, refugees from other nations are flocking to Super-China's border, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations, and there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Super-China's national animal is the fugu fish, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the uranium peso.
(Nationstates.net, copyright Max Barry)
"God hates the Fat Children!"-motto of Super China
by Johnny Pseudonym January 15, 2005
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Death Penalty

A double-edged sword. No human has the true authority to condemn someone to death, however, The Death Penalty does seem satisfying in some specific cases.
I hated friday nights lights, the director deserves the Death Penalty.
by Johnny Pseudonym January 18, 2005
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trucker hat

A baseball hat with a mesh backing, the quintessential accessory of scumbag-chic fashion. It's one of the many Paradoxes of American School-age Culture: Rich kids paying out the ass to look like the kids they make fun of.
John Q. Public dumped a pail of garbage on John Doe's head, stating he only wanted to make the financially-disproportionated youth feel at home. He then placed a filthy Von Dutch Trucker hat on his head and heading home to smoke some butts and play Xbox.
by Johnny Pseudonym January 12, 2006
mugGet the trucker hatmug.

You're nothing but dust and ashes

Realist- You're nothing but dust and ashes
Satanist- No! I'm Ikazloka, Dark God of the 9th circle of Pain!
by Johnny Pseudonym January 25, 2005
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Sunlight

Something my Gothic adversaries must avoid to continue their undead existance and keep that complexion the same deathly-pale color all year round.
Sunlight is a combination of all the frequencies in the visible spectrum that makes rainbows and happy faces.
by Johnny Pseudonym January 18, 2005
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St. Michael

St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle...and give Bob a good ass kickin'.
by Johnny Pseudonym January 21, 2005
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