Johnny Pseudonym's definitions

hoagie

Old Pennsylvanianish term refering to a Submarine Sandwich.

Gimme' a Italian Hoagie to go...

by Johnny Pseudonym January 25, 2005

Johnny Pseudonym

My attempt at being a wise-ass.

Receptionist- Name please?
Me- John Pseudonym
Receptionist-...Security!

by Johnny Pseudonym January 25, 2005

Transhumanism

A post-modern theory that posits on the perceived benefit to Mankind of having a Cuisinart installed in your rectum.

In the Future, questioning the Transhumanism movement will directly result in the offending party having their body reduced to it's base molecules.

by Johnny Pseudonym February 1, 2008

The Lord

God's nom de plumé, often abused by televangelists.

The Lord is a coming'! So...set out another place at the table.

by Johnny Pseudonym January 14, 2005

Tanas Shadowblade

Just one of the many simple pawns in a plot for world domination, which is spearheaded by the diabolical Faile. Arch-nemesis of the benevolent and omnisence Mr. DeNacho.

"I love the taste of fresh Baby!"-Tanas Shadowblade

by Johnny Pseudonym January 18, 2005

You're nothing but dust and ashes

It's true, you're not God.

Realist- You're nothing but dust and ashes
Satanist- No! I'm Ikazloka, Dark God of the 9th circle of Pain!

by Johnny Pseudonym January 25, 2005

trucker hat

A baseball hat with a mesh backing, the quintessential accessory of scumbag-chic fashion. It's one of the many Paradoxes of American School-age Culture: Rich kids paying out the ass to look like the kids they make fun of.

John Q. Public dumped a pail of garbage on John Doe's head, stating he only wanted to make the financially-disproportionated youth feel at home. He then placed a filthy Von Dutch Trucker hat on his head and heading home to smoke some butts and play Xbox.

by Johnny Pseudonym January 12, 2006