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Transhumanism

A post-modern theory that posits on the perceived benefit to Mankind of having a Cuisinart installed in your rectum.
In the Future, questioning the Transhumanism movement will directly result in the offending party having their body reduced to it's base molecules.
by Johnny Pseudonym February 1, 2008
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San Giorgio

Brand of pasta, named in honor of St. George the Dragon Slayer; an early turkish christian knight who saved a pagan syrian town from a dragon and had a mean recipe for Vermicelli in Vodka sauce.
Tony, go get me a box of San Giorgio you brain-dead Bag of Shit!
by Johnny Pseudonym January 25, 2005
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St. Michael

St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle...and give Bob a good ass kickin'.
by Johnny Pseudonym January 21, 2005
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Sunlight

Something my Gothic adversaries must avoid to continue their undead existance and keep that complexion the same deathly-pale color all year round.
Sunlight is a combination of all the frequencies in the visible spectrum that makes rainbows and happy faces.
by Johnny Pseudonym January 18, 2005
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The Lord

God's nom de plumé, often abused by televangelists.
The Lord is a coming'! So...set out another place at the table.
by Johnny Pseudonym January 14, 2005
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Tanas Shadowblade

Just one of the many simple pawns in a plot for world domination, which is spearheaded by the diabolical Faile. Arch-nemesis of the benevolent and omnisence Mr. DeNacho.
"I love the taste of fresh Baby!"-Tanas Shadowblade
by Johnny Pseudonym January 18, 2005
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humanitarian sex

Operation COITERS was to be the State Department's Official foray into a series of successive Humanitarian Sex campaigns, aimed a bringing the joys of copulation to even the most ugly and charmless people the world over. However several setbacks, including budgetary constraints and extremely shallow Federal Agents, permanently grounded the project.
by Johnny Pseudonym February 1, 2008
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