2 definitions by Johnny Mercury Grand Marquis

A sexual foreplay in which two or more partners use axes to fulfill their sexual fantasies.
"..So I heard you were stuck in a rock hard place this morning, and you're raging right? Maybe we could help each other get out of it.. I can chop your wood very nicely.. are you into Axeplay?"
by Johnny Mercury Grand Marquis February 14, 2021
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An event in which multiple people attempt or have successfully prevented a certain male/female from having sexual relations with the person he/she is trying to do so with.
"Yo James, ya boys are tryna get in the way of me watching ChavezzSlovakia and chill with Cynthia. What do I do?"
"Bro, don't let those lame dudes put you in a cockade blockade. Do your thing and keep flossing."
by Johnny Mercury Grand Marquis September 2, 2020
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